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- Wondermutt, go get Bob!

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{\an8}Hey guys!

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{\an8}You all got your grade cards, right?

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{\an8}Okay.

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{\an8}What have we learned this year?

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{\an8}Teamwork.

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{\an8}Sportsmanship.

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{\an8}How your friends look naked.

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{\an8}You'll notice your
grade cards are blank.

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{\an8}Now who better to evaluate
a student's progress

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{\an8}than the student himself?

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{\an8}- Good morning, young people.

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{\an8}Vice-principal Gills has some
words for you, Mr. Gills.

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{\an8}- Thank you, principal Kelban.

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Well, well,

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I suppose that you all remember
the English skills test

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you took last month.

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No, no.

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- I had English?

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- Is that the dot-to-dot puzzle?

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- Yeah, that was it, yeah.

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No, don't remember.

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- Not surprised.

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All of you failed.

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However, in accordance with
the district's new policies

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on minimum academic proficiencies

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you will all have the
opportunity to retake the exam.

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- Oh joy, I have a boner now.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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- I'm all packed, are you ready?

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- One minute to go.

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- Your parents have all been notified

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that you'll be retested

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after completing the mandatory
course in remedial English

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in summer school.

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- What?

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- What, we just finished
a whole semester of school

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and we gotta go to summer school?

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- Crazy, I ain't going to summer school.

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- My grandmother's gonna kill me!

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{\an8}20, 19, 18, 17,

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{\an8}16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11,

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{\an8}10, nine, eight, seven

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{\an8}six, five, four three, two one.

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- I won, I won!

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I, I, I, won, I won!

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{\an8}- Gills, Kelban, I did it, I did it.

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Look at this puppy.

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50,000 big ones.

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Know what this means?

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No summer school.

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- Wait a minute.

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You gave me your word.

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- That was the old word.

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My new one is "money".

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- A man of your integrity
would let a mere 50 grand

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weaken his commitment to education?

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I have seen lesser men win
millions in the lottery,

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go right back to busing tables.

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- They're freaking morons!

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Let me out of here!

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Let me out of here!

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- Don't look at me.

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You're in charge of summer school.

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- May I speak with you for a minute?

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What can I do for you?

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- I need you to teach summer school.

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Deera Dorian just quit.

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- Now didn't you teach remedial English?

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- Well yes...

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Wait up!

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By the way...

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Mary!

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- Kim, get in the car.

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It's okay, I'll meet you at the airport.

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I'll get a cab.

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Take Wondermutt with you.

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- Shoop.

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All right.

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Mr. Shoop, oh Mr. Shoop?

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Congratulations.

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You've been chosen to teach
summer school.

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- Ah shoot!

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If only I'd known sooner.

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We're going to Hawaii.

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- May remind you Mr. Shoop,

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you're up for tenure.

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You want a job next year?

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- Ah come on Mr. Gills.

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Look, we got leis on and everything.

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- You'll be teaching remedial English.

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- Remedial English?

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Look, I ain't no English teacher.

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See, double negative.

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No I hand out basketballs,
check for jock straps.

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I'm like very challenged.

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Oh, I'm not a real teacher.

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- That's all right.

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These aren't real students.

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They're unmotivated, irresponsible.

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Not too bright.

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They'll relate to you.

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- I appreciate that.

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No, no, look.

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The only reason I got into
this whole teaching gig

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in the first place was
to get my summers off.

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No, I'm afraid my answer has to be no.

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No thank you?

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- Bottom line, Mr. Shoop,

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you need my recommendation for tenure.

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- This is blackmail.

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- We call it school spirit.

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- Kim!

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Have you ever seen <i>The Wizard of Oz</i>?

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- Oh, I love that movie.

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- Yeah, yeah me too.

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And my favorite part is when Dorothy,

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she clicks her heels together three times,

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and she says, "There's no place like home.

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There is no place like home."

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- Oh Shoop, I understand.

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- You do?

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You're not disappointed?

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- No.

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I'll just go by myself.

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- What, alone?

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- I'll make friends.

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- Look Kim, if you love me...

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Even if you just like me a lot,

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you won't do this.

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- Shoop, if I didn't like you

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I wouldn't ask you to drive me
to the airport now, would I?

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- I guess not.

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- You're in room 43.

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Files on your students.

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A word to the wise, Mr. Shoop.

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Right off the bat you
show them who's in charge.

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- Great.

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Who is in charge?

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Very cute.

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- Thanks.

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So are you.

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Oh you meant...

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I'm so embarrassed,

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but you are cute.

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- I'm all right.

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I'm Robin Bishop.

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I teach American History next door.

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- Hi, Freddy Shoop.

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Remedial English, right here.

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Everybody just calls me Shoop.

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- Okay, Shoop.

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Why am I here?

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Oh, thumbtacks.

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Could I borrow some?

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- Sure.

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You know, I was just
going to get my summer

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bulletin board going here.

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Ah, jackpot!

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Whole box.

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Here you go, my treat.

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- Well what about your bulletin board?

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- Oh yeah.

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Give me one.

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- Remedial English, huh?

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I got it easy.

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I have honor students.

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They're here voluntarily.

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Can you believe it?

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- No.

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- I've seen some of your students.

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Very scary.

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You must be a good teacher.

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- Oh shucks, Robin.

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I don't know.

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Heck.

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Inside every so-called
bad kid is a good kid

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just waiting for someone
to reach on down

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through the sleaze and the slime.

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Pick him up and hose him off.

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I mean, who knows?

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We fail with even one child

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we might be losing the next Ted Koppel.

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We're the unsung heroes.

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We're doing God's work.

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And I noticed you're not
wearing a wedding ring.

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- Yeah, my mother noticed that too.

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- So you're single.

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In love, involved, what's the story here?

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- This story is that
I've been seeing someone,

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but we just started dating.

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So you do what you think is right.

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- Okay.

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- I gotta get going.

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- Well here, I'll walk you.

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So you're free to see
other people then, huh?

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Are you asking me out?

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- Well, if I was would you say yes?

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- I might.

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- Well I might be asking you out.

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You like Chinese?

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- I hate it.

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- Me too, I can't stand it.

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Wanna go out sometime
and not eat Chinese?

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- I might.

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Why don't we talk about that
after school?

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I'm in love again.

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- Thank you ladies and gentlemen.

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The crowd goes wild.

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Hey.

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- Kevin?

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What happened to football buddy?

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- Yeah man.

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- I was kicked off the
team for being stupid.

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- All right, it's about time.

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Congratulations, bud.

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- Sorry I'm late.

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- Hey Mr. Shoop, wow!

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You in this class too?

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- Huh uh, I'm teaching it.

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- No way!

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- All right, all right, have a seat.

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Do what you want to.

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Larry Kazameias.

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Where's Larry?
- Shh.

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He's nocturnal.

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- Oh okay.

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Try to keep it down.

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Francis Gremp.

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- Don't ever call me that.

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The name is Chainsaw.

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- As in Black and Decker?

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- As in Texas Massacre.

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- Oh, yeah that's in here.

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- It's in there.

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- They got files.

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- Pam House.

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Says here you lack concentration.

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Pam?

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Nevermind.

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Jerome Watkins.

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- Computer said I failed that test.

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The computer made an error.

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I recommend this time I pass.

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- You're going to do well, Jerome.

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I can feel it.

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Allen Eakian?

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- Present, sir.

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- Four brothers, two sisters,
all straight A's students.

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What are you doing here?

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- I assume there was some
sort of a baby mix up

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at the hospital.

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- Rhonda Altobello.

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- Here.

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You went from C's to F's.

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What happened?

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- Any other questions?

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- No.

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Denise Green.

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- What's that file say about me?

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Whatever it says it's a lie.

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You wanna know something
about me, ask me,

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I'm right here.

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What you wanna know?

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- Where are my car keys?

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- How could I know?

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What, does that thing
say I'm a thief too?

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- All right, where are my car keys?

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Chainsaw?

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- They're somewhere in this room.

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Right now you're very cold.

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You're really cold.

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- I want those keys.

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00:12:36,838 --> 00:12:38,382
- Oh God, you're freezing.

277
00:12:39,841 --> 00:12:41,301
- Okay.

278
00:12:41,301 --> 00:12:42,219
Okay I'm a fun guy.

279
00:12:42,219 --> 00:12:43,178
I'll play along.

280
00:12:44,471 --> 00:12:46,098
- Getting warmer.

281
00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:47,349
- You are getting hot man.

282
00:12:47,349 --> 00:12:48,600
- Oh I see smoke.

283
00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:49,685
You are on fire!

284
00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:52,229
Oh you're walking on the
sun, ouch, oh wait, wait.

285
00:12:52,229 --> 00:12:53,063
My mistake.

286
00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:53,897
I forgot where I put them.

287
00:12:53,897 --> 00:12:54,898
You're ice cold, dude.

288
00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:56,858
- Come on, enough of this shit.

289
00:12:56,858 --> 00:12:59,236
- Ooh, now does that mean
we can swear in class?

290
00:12:59,236 --> 00:13:00,153
- Shit yes!

291
00:13:00,153 --> 00:13:01,780
- Hey watch your fucking language.

292
00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:03,699
Watch your language, fart face!

293
00:13:07,661 --> 00:13:08,787
- Where are my frigging car keys?

294
00:13:08,787 --> 00:13:10,747
- He's the dick brain that knows.

295
00:13:10,747 --> 00:13:13,834
- If I knew anything would
I be in this butthole class?

296
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:15,502
Suck my lager head.

297
00:13:15,502 --> 00:13:16,420
- Dammit!

298
00:13:17,254 --> 00:13:18,755
- Jissum head.

299
00:13:18,755 --> 00:13:19,589
- Jissum head.

300
00:13:19,589 --> 00:13:20,424
Yeah, good one.

301
00:13:20,424 --> 00:13:22,134
- One of my all time faves.

302
00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:24,594
- Psychology.

303
00:13:25,595 --> 00:13:27,556
You give a child a license to swear

304
00:13:27,556 --> 00:13:29,057
they lose all interest.

305
00:13:29,057 --> 00:13:30,392
- I certainly did.

306
00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:31,727
- I think you're full of bull.

307
00:13:31,727 --> 00:13:34,229
- It's okay, you can say bullshit in here.

308
00:13:34,229 --> 00:13:35,856
- I'm grateful.

309
00:13:35,856 --> 00:13:37,858
Mr. Shoop, I'm sure you're
aware that I'm teaching

310
00:13:37,858 --> 00:13:38,692
next door,

311
00:13:38,692 --> 00:13:40,819
and this swearing bee is
getting a little loud.

312
00:13:40,819 --> 00:13:42,237
Do you think you could all concentrate

313
00:13:42,237 --> 00:13:44,698
on some obscene gestures for a while?

314
00:13:45,532 --> 00:13:48,076
Yes, that's the idea.

315
00:13:53,248 --> 00:13:54,791
- I don't think she likes you.

316
00:14:01,256 --> 00:14:02,966
- I want my car keys.

317
00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:06,928
- I'm using the lavatory.

318
00:14:07,888 --> 00:14:08,680
- Hey.

319
00:14:10,682 --> 00:14:11,850
- This is worse than a gas station.

320
00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:14,394
- Yeah, I think I have
to go too, Mr. Shoop.

321
00:14:14,394 --> 00:14:16,646
- Wait a minute, hey wait a minute.

322
00:14:16,646 --> 00:14:18,148
My keys!

323
00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:19,858
- Atta boy, Mr. Shoop.

324
00:14:19,858 --> 00:14:21,526
- Hey, hey!

325
00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:26,281
Okay, I'm calling roll
and then I'm gonna...

326
00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:28,950
Where's my roll sheet?

327
00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:31,453
- It's somewhere in this room.

328
00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:39,628
- Hey.

329
00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:40,712
Sorry about the noise.

330
00:14:41,797 --> 00:14:43,507
I'm really a gym teacher.

331
00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:45,634
I don't belong in a classroom.

332
00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:47,177
- Apology accepted.

333
00:14:48,804 --> 00:14:49,679
See you later.

334
00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:52,265
- Let's start all over.

335
00:14:52,265 --> 00:14:54,518
Hi, I'm Freddy Shoop.

336
00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:56,812
- Look Freddy, you're a semi charming guy

337
00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:57,896
and a real snappy dresser.

338
00:14:57,896 --> 00:14:59,731
You're just not the kind
of guy I date anymore.

339
00:14:59,731 --> 00:15:01,733
- Yeah, what kind of guy you dating now?

340
00:15:01,733 --> 00:15:03,360
- Oh the kind that wears socks.

341
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:04,820
- I got a pair somewhere.

342
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:06,196
White ones.

343
00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:07,656
So, about dinner.

344
00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:08,865
Like Italian?

345
00:15:08,865 --> 00:15:09,699
Mexican?

346
00:15:09,699 --> 00:15:10,909
Hey, maybe you'd rather cook.

347
00:15:10,909 --> 00:15:12,744
- I'm not having dinner with you.

348
00:15:12,744 --> 00:15:13,912
- Okay, lunch.
- Robin.

349
00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:17,290
Excuse me just one sec.

350
00:15:17,290 --> 00:15:18,417
Uh Robin, about tonight.

351
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:19,626
The concert starts about eight

352
00:15:19,626 --> 00:15:20,836
so I thought we'd go to the beach

353
00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:23,922
and have a picnic, watch the sunset.

354
00:15:23,922 --> 00:15:24,798
- Sounds wonderful.

355
00:15:29,052 --> 00:15:30,178
Oh bye bye, Freddy.

356
00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:33,390
- I'll be darned.

357
00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:34,433
You're a heterosexual.

358
00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:36,685
- And a damn good one.

359
00:15:39,354 --> 00:15:40,188
- Good luck honey.

360
00:15:40,188 --> 00:15:41,022
- Thanks mom.

361
00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:43,650
- Okay, start her up.

362
00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:48,280
Make a right please.

363
00:15:57,998 --> 00:15:59,833
- These photos suck.

364
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:01,668
Weddings, graduations.

365
00:16:04,337 --> 00:16:05,172
Hoffen came in.

366
00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:06,465
- Yeah!

367
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:08,884
- Ooh, it's more of the
redhead with the tattoo.

368
00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:10,635
- This time he's got her
making breakfast

369
00:16:10,635 --> 00:16:12,804
stark raving naked.

370
00:16:12,804 --> 00:16:14,556
- Oh, Hoffen, you're so sick!

371
00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:16,349
- Check out this composition.

372
00:16:16,349 --> 00:16:18,268
Round English muffin, square butter,

373
00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:21,062
triangular bush, the man is an artist.

374
00:16:22,689 --> 00:16:23,523
Reprints!

375
00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:27,277
- Hi, I'd like to sign
up for Lamaze classes.

376
00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:30,113
- Okay, how are Tuesday
nights for you and your coach?

377
00:16:30,113 --> 00:16:32,657
- Perfect, but I don't have a coach.

378
00:16:32,657 --> 00:16:33,658
- Well what about the father?

379
00:16:33,658 --> 00:16:35,619
- Well you see, that's sort of confusing.

380
00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:37,579
It's either David Lee Roth who's on tour

381
00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:40,457
or Sean Penn, and I'd really
hate to upset Madonna.

382
00:16:42,125 --> 00:16:42,959
- Fill this out.

383
00:16:48,965 --> 00:16:51,593
- Okay, how far did we get yesterday?

384
00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:53,428
- You took roll.

385
00:16:53,428 --> 00:16:55,555
- Right, that shouldn't
take as long today.

386
00:16:59,559 --> 00:17:00,352
Pam?

387
00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:04,856
- Mr. Shoop, I gotta boog.

388
00:17:04,856 --> 00:17:06,107
- What, you just got here?

389
00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:08,276
- Yeah.

390
00:17:09,694 --> 00:17:10,862
It's a female thing.

391
00:17:12,155 --> 00:17:13,657
- Yeah, I understand.

392
00:17:14,866 --> 00:17:16,993
- Ah man, she's going surfing!

393
00:17:19,037 --> 00:17:19,829
- I'm sure!

394
00:17:21,873 --> 00:17:24,167
- Ah, look, this menstruation deal,

395
00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:25,627
it's such a scam.

396
00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:27,295
Girls are so lucky.

397
00:17:27,295 --> 00:17:28,129
- What?

398
00:17:28,129 --> 00:17:29,339
Oh, we're so lucky?

399
00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:32,008
You think being on your period
is some picnic in the park?

400
00:17:32,008 --> 00:17:32,842
Are you crazy?

401
00:17:32,842 --> 00:17:34,761
For one, you get all PMS'd out.

402
00:17:34,761 --> 00:17:36,680
There's no room in your
purse for no hairbrush

403
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:38,390
'cause you got all these damn mini pads.

404
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:39,766
You are so ignorant!

405
00:17:42,143 --> 00:17:42,978
What can I say?

406
00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:44,563
This whole class is
jammed with ignorance.

407
00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:46,022
- Yes, it is.

408
00:17:46,022 --> 00:17:47,691
Come in here please.

409
00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:49,109
Mr. Shoop.

410
00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:50,819
This is our new foreign exchange student,

411
00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:52,028
Anna-Maria Mazarelli.

412
00:17:52,028 --> 00:17:54,281
Anna-Maria is from Milan, Italy.

413
00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:56,658
She would like to brush
up on her English skills

414
00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:58,243
before the fall semester begins.

415
00:18:00,328 --> 00:18:02,956
Well I guess I'll let you
return to your rigorous

416
00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:04,791
pursuit of academic excellence.

417
00:18:04,791 --> 00:18:06,334
- Please.

418
00:18:06,334 --> 00:18:09,004
Anna-Maria, welcome to America.

419
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:10,547
You can sit wherever you want.

420
00:18:16,928 --> 00:18:19,222
- Well now this desk
appears to be unoccupied.

421
00:18:19,222 --> 00:18:20,015
- Gratzia.

422
00:18:29,941 --> 00:18:32,193
- Okay, let's see what we got here.

423
00:18:34,195 --> 00:18:36,239
Rules of grammar.

424
00:18:36,239 --> 00:18:37,907
Writing paragraphs.

425
00:18:38,825 --> 00:18:40,243
God, I hate this stuff.

426
00:18:41,202 --> 00:18:42,579
Book reports.

427
00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:44,414
Anybody wanna get out of here?

428
00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:45,290
Go to the library?

429
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:46,082
Yes.

430
00:18:47,834 --> 00:18:48,710
- Let's go.

431
00:18:49,794 --> 00:18:51,838
- I am Chainsaw.

432
00:18:51,838 --> 00:18:53,298
- Hi Chainsaw.

433
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:54,633
- I'm Dave.

434
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:55,800
Ciao.

435
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,552
- Well we love Italy, yeah.

436
00:18:57,552 --> 00:18:59,554
The pizza, Mussolini.

437
00:18:59,554 --> 00:19:01,306
And Tony Bennet.

438
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:02,349
- Uh, the mafia.

439
00:19:02,349 --> 00:19:03,516
- Yeah, Chef Boyardee.

440
00:19:03,516 --> 00:19:04,726
- Uh Pinocchio.

441
00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:06,269
- Fellatio.

442
00:19:06,269 --> 00:19:08,355
- Oh I don't like that.

443
00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:09,356
- Well have you ever tried it?

444
00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:11,441
- Sure, Chef Boyardee,

445
00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:12,609
spaghetti in a can.

446
00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:14,027
It's so mushy.

447
00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:22,494
- Anna-Maria?

448
00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:23,328
- Si?

449
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:27,415
- Have you seen the movie
<i>Texas Chainsaw Massacre</i>?

450
00:19:27,415 --> 00:19:28,792
- No.

451
00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:30,210
It is good?

452
00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:33,296
- Oh I gotta tell you, I love the film.

453
00:19:33,296 --> 00:19:35,799
It had passion and a plucky spirit.

454
00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:38,051
And the characters had integrity.

455
00:19:38,051 --> 00:19:40,095
Like when Leatherface
went on that strict diet

456
00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:41,012
of human flesh.

457
00:19:41,012 --> 00:19:42,931
He had to cut out chicken
and fish completely.

458
00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:44,057
- Dave, I agree with you.

459
00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:45,392
I'll go a step further.

460
00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:48,061
Sure Leatherface, he wore a
mask made out of human skin

461
00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:49,145
and he hung people on meat hooks.

462
00:19:49,145 --> 00:19:50,980
But hey, we've all got quirks.

463
00:19:50,980 --> 00:19:52,399
I've got them, you've got them Dave.

464
00:19:52,399 --> 00:19:55,402
That's what makes this
character so, so compelling.

465
00:19:55,402 --> 00:19:56,361
Thumbs up from me.

466
00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:57,153
- Same here.

467
00:19:58,113 --> 00:19:59,781
- To sum it up, I'm Chainsaw.

468
00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:00,615
- I'm Dave.

469
00:20:00,615 --> 00:20:01,449
- We'll see you.

470
00:20:01,449 --> 00:20:02,867
At the movies.

471
00:20:03,910 --> 00:20:04,869
- Okay.

472
00:20:04,869 --> 00:20:05,704
- Let's go people.

473
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,331
I found him in Winchell's.

474
00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:10,834
- Here, we all chipped in.

475
00:20:12,293 --> 00:20:13,753
- Hey, jelly.

476
00:20:13,753 --> 00:20:14,546
I'm touched.

477
00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:16,715
- This one was in the parking lot

478
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:17,882
with a surfboard.

479
00:20:19,175 --> 00:20:20,635
- This is so humiliating.

480
00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:22,595
- Pam.

481
00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:28,184
You know I grew up
surfing those same waves.

482
00:20:28,184 --> 00:20:28,977
Today was phenom.

483
00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:31,563
Three to four, breakdown the south,

484
00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:33,857
glassy, light offshore breeze.

485
00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:35,024
Had to go for the ditch.

486
00:20:37,235 --> 00:20:38,027
- Thanks.

487
00:20:38,945 --> 00:20:40,321
You're very spiritual.

488
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:45,243
- But the rest of you clowns...

489
00:20:45,243 --> 00:20:46,953
- Hey, I gotta say something.

490
00:20:46,953 --> 00:20:48,788
This whole thing is a joke.

491
00:20:48,788 --> 00:20:51,082
There's a very valid
reason for summer vacation.

492
00:20:51,082 --> 00:20:53,042
The human brain needs rest.

493
00:20:53,042 --> 00:20:54,294
- Yeah.

494
00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:55,920
I mean what are we doing here?

495
00:20:56,963 --> 00:20:57,797
- Hey, look.

496
00:20:57,797 --> 00:20:59,132
This wasn't my idea.

497
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:02,927
I know you guys aren't
exactly fired up about English

498
00:21:02,927 --> 00:21:04,596
and I wouldn't know
what to do if you were.

499
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,097
But we're stuck here.

500
00:21:06,097 --> 00:21:08,057
We're trapped like rats.

501
00:21:10,935 --> 00:21:12,020
Anybody got any ideas?

502
00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:14,397
Um?

503
00:21:14,397 --> 00:21:16,107
- Why don't we take some field trips?

504
00:21:17,275 --> 00:21:18,109
- Can we do that?

505
00:21:18,109 --> 00:21:21,905
- Oh yeah.

506
00:21:21,905 --> 00:21:23,865
Yeah, I got permission slips right here.

507
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:32,165
- Okay, take these home.

508
00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:33,291
Have your mom or dad sign them.

509
00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:35,210
As soon as I get them back
I'll see what I can do.

510
00:21:35,210 --> 00:21:36,085
Done.

511
00:21:41,841 --> 00:21:42,801
- Good.

512
00:22:52,871 --> 00:22:55,206
- The Screwdriver was
an utter disappointment.

513
00:22:55,206 --> 00:22:58,418
I was hoping for a headache
or pounding temples,

514
00:22:58,418 --> 00:22:59,252
a blackout, anything.

515
00:22:59,252 --> 00:23:00,920
But you know I feel fine.

516
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:02,714
Actually my headache is gone.

517
00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:03,548
Thumbs down.

518
00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:04,382
- Dave I'm surprised.

519
00:23:04,382 --> 00:23:06,551
I found the Screwdriver simply delightful.

520
00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:08,803
Fast corners, that third
loop was a nice surprise.

521
00:23:08,803 --> 00:23:10,054
The line moved fast.

522
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:13,975
- Is he okay?

523
00:23:13,975 --> 00:23:16,311
- No Anna-Maria, it
appears that he's vomiting.

524
00:23:17,604 --> 00:23:19,188
That's a sure sign of a good ride.

525
00:23:19,188 --> 00:23:20,023
Thumbs up.

526
00:23:20,023 --> 00:23:22,358
Eeko, what did you eat?

527
00:23:52,221 --> 00:23:53,514
- Don't be a pig, no!

528
00:24:02,065 --> 00:24:04,651
- Hey, hey, you slime!

529
00:24:04,651 --> 00:24:06,069
Stone's first farewell tour, '69.

530
00:24:06,069 --> 00:24:07,236
Get out of here!

531
00:24:07,236 --> 00:24:08,071
- Oh wait.

532
00:24:08,071 --> 00:24:10,490
- He ripped my t-shirt.

533
00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:11,950
- Oh I can sew that.

534
00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:14,577
- It's not necessary, go away!

535
00:24:14,577 --> 00:24:16,579
- Nothing's necessary, I want to.

536
00:24:17,705 --> 00:24:19,332
- Great, I'll let you.

537
00:24:27,382 --> 00:24:29,342
- The bunnies from hell!

538
00:24:35,264 --> 00:24:37,016
- Get away from me!

539
00:24:53,032 --> 00:24:54,534
- Thank you, thank you
ladies and gentlemen.

540
00:24:54,534 --> 00:24:55,368
- Thank you.

541
00:24:55,368 --> 00:24:56,619
Very very much.

542
00:24:56,619 --> 00:24:57,996
- What is this?

543
00:24:57,996 --> 00:24:58,871
It's a lie!

544
00:25:01,624 --> 00:25:03,376
- We did this for you, Anna-Maria.

545
00:25:03,376 --> 00:25:04,377
How'd you like it?

546
00:25:04,377 --> 00:25:05,795
- It's disgusting!

547
00:25:07,630 --> 00:25:08,506
I love it!

548
00:25:10,842 --> 00:25:11,884
What is that?

549
00:25:11,884 --> 00:25:12,927
- Oh it's foam latex.

550
00:25:14,053 --> 00:25:15,054
Keep it.

551
00:25:16,347 --> 00:25:17,598
- You guys.

552
00:25:25,273 --> 00:25:27,567
- Next field trip has
gotta be at the beach.

553
00:25:27,567 --> 00:25:29,110
- We gotta see Anna-Maria in a bikini.

554
00:25:29,110 --> 00:25:30,194
It's very important.

555
00:25:31,112 --> 00:25:32,572
- I understand.

556
00:25:53,676 --> 00:25:56,054
- Whoa girl, this ain't the Riviera.

557
00:25:56,054 --> 00:25:57,263
- Oh thank you.

558
00:26:00,475 --> 00:26:03,311
- That was, that was, that was cruel.

559
00:26:05,730 --> 00:26:06,606
You okay?

560
00:26:06,606 --> 00:26:08,191
- Huh?

561
00:26:32,256 --> 00:26:33,758
come in Mrs. Eakian.

562
00:26:33,758 --> 00:26:35,760
Now, how can I help?

563
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:37,887
- Yesterday Allen came home nauseous.

564
00:26:37,887 --> 00:26:40,348
Sneezing, wheezing and itching.

565
00:26:40,348 --> 00:26:42,433
With goat hairs on his clothes.

566
00:26:42,433 --> 00:26:43,851
He said he was at the museum

567
00:26:43,851 --> 00:26:45,812
but I found this in his pocket.

568
00:26:45,812 --> 00:26:47,146
- Grandma!
- Shh!

569
00:26:47,146 --> 00:26:48,564
Is going on throw up rides

570
00:26:48,564 --> 00:26:51,150
and rubbing barnyard animals your idea

571
00:26:51,150 --> 00:26:52,485
of quality education?

572
00:26:52,485 --> 00:26:53,444
- Grandma!
- Shh!

573
00:26:53,444 --> 00:26:54,403
- Certainly not.

574
00:26:54,403 --> 00:26:56,906
We'll talk to Mr. Shoop
about this right now.

575
00:26:56,906 --> 00:26:58,491
- I may have used poor judgment.

576
00:26:58,491 --> 00:27:01,327
- You actually used judgment!

577
00:27:01,327 --> 00:27:02,912
Do you realize that if
anything had happened

578
00:27:02,912 --> 00:27:04,622
to these kids, the lawsuits?

579
00:27:04,622 --> 00:27:07,125
You could have bankrupted
the entire district!

580
00:27:07,125 --> 00:27:08,126
- And messed up your chance

581
00:27:08,126 --> 00:27:09,585
of being elected to the state assembly.

582
00:27:09,585 --> 00:27:10,419
- Yes!

583
00:27:10,419 --> 00:27:12,171
- Don't wet your pants.

584
00:27:12,171 --> 00:27:13,089
Watch this.

585
00:27:13,089 --> 00:27:16,634
- All you had to do was
babysit some social deviants.

586
00:27:16,634 --> 00:27:18,261
- Some of those deviants are great kids.

587
00:27:18,261 --> 00:27:21,347
- I'm sure they'll grow up
to be wonderful criminals.

588
00:27:21,347 --> 00:27:23,057
- They're as smart as you and me.

589
00:27:23,057 --> 00:27:24,851
- You and I.

590
00:27:24,851 --> 00:27:25,643
- All of us.

591
00:27:28,020 --> 00:27:29,814
- You're suspended until Kelban returns

592
00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:31,440
and officially fires you.

593
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:33,025
- What?

594
00:27:33,025 --> 00:27:34,777
This is your fault.

595
00:27:34,777 --> 00:27:36,946
You knew I couldn't teach.

596
00:27:36,946 --> 00:27:38,322
- Goodbye, Mr. Shoop.

597
00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:54,130
- Gills, what if I become a model teacher?

598
00:27:59,510 --> 00:28:01,429
- This is gonna be fun.

599
00:28:01,429 --> 00:28:02,180
Okay.

600
00:28:03,514 --> 00:28:05,016
You get every kid left in your class

601
00:28:05,016 --> 00:28:06,475
to pass that skills test

602
00:28:06,475 --> 00:28:08,352
and I'll forget about your field trips.

603
00:28:09,478 --> 00:28:10,271
- Done!

604
00:28:13,691 --> 00:28:14,942
They all have to pass?

605
00:28:14,942 --> 00:28:16,068
- It's called teaching.

606
00:28:16,068 --> 00:28:17,695
Of course if you don't know
how to do that

607
00:28:17,695 --> 00:28:19,655
then I guess you don't
deserve a tenure.

608
00:28:20,781 --> 00:28:21,574
Do you?

609
00:28:23,826 --> 00:28:24,827
- I'll teach.

610
00:28:32,001 --> 00:28:33,878
Morning, class.

611
00:28:39,592 --> 00:28:40,426
- Hey Mr. Shoop,

612
00:28:40,426 --> 00:28:41,510
what's with the threads man?

613
00:28:41,510 --> 00:28:42,595
You getting married?

614
00:28:43,512 --> 00:28:44,680
- No, it must be laundry day.

615
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:45,848
Nothing else is clean, right?

616
00:28:45,848 --> 00:28:46,682
- Are you going to a funeral?

617
00:28:46,682 --> 00:28:47,558
- Can we come?

618
00:28:47,558 --> 00:28:49,435
- Please take your seats.

619
00:28:49,435 --> 00:28:51,604
Where should we take them?

620
00:28:51,604 --> 00:28:52,813
- Sit down Francis.

621
00:28:57,902 --> 00:29:00,321
From this moment forth
you people eat English,

622
00:29:00,321 --> 00:29:03,491
sleep English, you are English.

623
00:29:03,491 --> 00:29:05,243
- Ah, then pastor Gremp is our boy.

624
00:29:05,243 --> 00:29:07,286
- I'm not kidding around.

625
00:29:07,286 --> 00:29:08,955
Anyone not interested in
passing that exam

626
00:29:08,955 --> 00:29:10,581
can leave right now.

627
00:29:17,046 --> 00:29:18,339
- The guy's been pretty cool.

628
00:29:18,339 --> 00:29:20,258
- He called me Francis.

629
00:29:20,258 --> 00:29:21,384
Hasta luego.

630
00:29:21,384 --> 00:29:23,052
Placido Domingo.

631
00:29:23,052 --> 00:29:24,929
- Chainsaw, Dave, wait a minute.

632
00:29:26,597 --> 00:29:31,102
Look, Gills is having a
cow about our field trips.

633
00:29:31,102 --> 00:29:32,853
Unless you guys all pass that test

634
00:29:32,853 --> 00:29:34,730
my job, memorex.

635
00:29:36,190 --> 00:29:37,608
Anybody got any ideas here?

636
00:29:37,608 --> 00:29:39,318
- Get yourself some want ads.

637
00:29:39,318 --> 00:29:40,653
- I don't care what your files say

638
00:29:40,653 --> 00:29:42,655
you guys are not that dumb.

639
00:29:42,655 --> 00:29:44,657
- Actually, Mr. Shoop, those files

640
00:29:44,657 --> 00:29:46,534
are usually right on the money.

641
00:29:46,534 --> 00:29:47,785
- You all feel that way?

642
00:29:47,785 --> 00:29:48,577
- I do.

643
00:29:49,787 --> 00:29:51,038
- I may as well go home.

644
00:29:51,038 --> 00:29:51,831
- Mr. Shoop.

645
00:29:53,666 --> 00:29:55,584
Look, we don't want you
to lose your job.

646
00:29:56,627 --> 00:29:58,212
Think about what you're asking.

647
00:29:58,212 --> 00:29:59,922
- You want us to study?

648
00:29:59,922 --> 00:30:01,424
- The thought did cross my mind.

649
00:30:01,424 --> 00:30:02,258
- Well what's in it for us?

650
00:30:02,258 --> 00:30:03,467
What do we get out of it?

651
00:30:03,467 --> 00:30:05,011
- Literacy.

652
00:30:05,011 --> 00:30:05,803
Oh sorry.

653
00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:10,641
I'd like to help.

654
00:30:10,641 --> 00:30:11,475
What can I do?

655
00:30:11,475 --> 00:30:12,768
- Give me your car.

656
00:30:12,768 --> 00:30:14,645
- And your house.
- And your dog.

657
00:30:14,645 --> 00:30:15,521
- See you.

658
00:30:15,521 --> 00:30:17,857
- Wait, wait, wait, Mr. Shoop wait.

659
00:30:17,857 --> 00:30:20,276
- There's room here to negotiate.

660
00:30:20,276 --> 00:30:22,862
What if you granted
each one of us one wish?

661
00:30:25,823 --> 00:30:27,241
- What do you mean wish?

662
00:30:27,241 --> 00:30:29,535
- You know like a favor.

663
00:30:29,535 --> 00:30:31,120
I mean does anybody need anything?

664
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,247
- Uh, I need somebody to work out with

665
00:30:33,247 --> 00:30:34,999
in case I get back on the team.

666
00:30:34,999 --> 00:30:36,375
- I could use a Lamaze coach.

667
00:30:36,375 --> 00:30:38,377
- I need some driving lessons, bad.

668
00:30:40,338 --> 00:30:42,631
- Okay there's two of us.

669
00:30:42,631 --> 00:30:43,716
Therefore we get two.

670
00:30:44,759 --> 00:30:47,678
All right one, a party, your house,

671
00:30:47,678 --> 00:30:48,929
fourth of July weekend.

672
00:30:48,929 --> 00:30:50,556
- In Anna-Maria's honor.

673
00:30:50,556 --> 00:30:53,851
Number two, you arrange
a screening in class

674
00:30:53,851 --> 00:30:55,353
of the greatest movie ever made.

675
00:30:55,353 --> 00:30:58,397
The 1973 Tobe Hooper classic,

676
00:30:58,397 --> 00:31:00,691
<i>The Texas Chainsaw Massacre</i>.

677
00:31:00,691 --> 00:31:02,777
- Now that is also in Anna-Maria's honor.

678
00:31:02,777 --> 00:31:03,694
- Thank you.

679
00:31:03,694 --> 00:31:05,571
- Now Anna, is there
anything that you desire?

680
00:31:05,571 --> 00:31:08,115
- Oh I don't deserve a wish.

681
00:31:08,115 --> 00:31:09,533
I'll take the test anyway.

682
00:31:09,533 --> 00:31:11,410
- God, she is so honest!

683
00:31:11,410 --> 00:31:12,495
We'll take hers.

684
00:31:12,495 --> 00:31:15,831
Uh, chauffer service for Dave and I

685
00:31:15,831 --> 00:31:17,708
every day to and from work.

686
00:31:18,751 --> 00:31:19,919
- Pam, what's your wish?

687
00:31:20,878 --> 00:31:24,632
- Uh, I'll tell Mr. Shoop
when the time is right.

688
00:31:26,133 --> 00:31:26,926
- Oh.

689
00:31:29,762 --> 00:31:30,513
Larry?

690
00:31:31,597 --> 00:31:32,973
Larry?

691
00:31:32,973 --> 00:31:34,433
What do you want?

692
00:31:34,433 --> 00:31:35,226
- Bed.

693
00:31:37,019 --> 00:31:37,812
- He wants a bed.

694
00:31:39,355 --> 00:31:42,817
As for myself, I just wanna
be invited to the party.

695
00:31:45,027 --> 00:31:45,861
- We'll see.

696
00:31:45,861 --> 00:31:46,654
- Good enough.

697
00:31:47,655 --> 00:31:50,533
I think these are fair
and reasonable requests.

698
00:31:50,533 --> 00:31:52,868
In return we'll show up,

699
00:31:52,868 --> 00:31:53,911
we'll pay attention,

700
00:31:55,079 --> 00:31:56,831
and we'll even do a little homework.

701
00:31:58,541 --> 00:32:00,668
Is this contract acceptable to labor?

702
00:32:00,668 --> 00:32:02,670
- No doubt.
- Yeah.

703
00:32:02,670 --> 00:32:03,587
- Does management agree?

704
00:32:03,587 --> 00:32:05,256
- You sure I'm management?

705
00:32:05,256 --> 00:32:06,632
- For our purposes here, yes.

706
00:32:09,218 --> 00:32:10,719
Do we have a binding agreement?

707
00:32:13,222 --> 00:32:14,181
- You got something.

708
00:32:15,975 --> 00:32:17,184
- All right, well!

709
00:32:17,184 --> 00:32:18,853
We put that baby to bed!

710
00:32:20,104 --> 00:32:21,522
Let's do lunch!

711
00:32:25,401 --> 00:32:28,195
Well, go ahead and teach.

712
00:32:28,195 --> 00:32:28,988
- Right.

713
00:32:30,489 --> 00:32:31,282
Teach.

714
00:32:34,326 --> 00:32:35,286
Don't anybody move.

715
00:32:37,246 --> 00:32:38,247
- Bigman?

716
00:32:38,247 --> 00:32:39,707
- Excuse me, Miss Bishop?

717
00:32:39,707 --> 00:32:41,208
- Mr. Shoop?

718
00:32:41,208 --> 00:32:43,711
Shouldn't you be planning
a field trip to Seven 11?

719
00:32:45,337 --> 00:32:46,714
- I really need your help.

720
00:32:46,714 --> 00:32:47,715
I know how you feel about me,

721
00:32:47,715 --> 00:32:50,718
but something really bizarre
has happened to my kids.

722
00:32:50,718 --> 00:32:51,886
Please.

723
00:32:51,886 --> 00:32:52,720
- All right.

724
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:55,347
If I get next door and
there's a candlelight dinner

725
00:32:55,347 --> 00:32:56,599
I'm calling security.

726
00:32:57,683 --> 00:32:58,517
Continue.

727
00:32:58,517 --> 00:33:00,644
The 1970 Seabed Treaty...

728
00:33:00,644 --> 00:33:02,146
Do you own that suit?

729
00:33:07,860 --> 00:33:10,070
What did you do, pass out Valiums?

730
00:33:10,070 --> 00:33:11,864
Uh uh, it's a natural lull.

731
00:33:11,864 --> 00:33:13,115
- Interesting phenomenon.

732
00:33:14,450 --> 00:33:16,494
What do you want from me?

733
00:33:16,494 --> 00:33:17,495
- How do you teach?

734
00:33:19,663 --> 00:33:21,957
- If you're serious I'll help you.

735
00:33:21,957 --> 00:33:22,750
- Great.

736
00:33:24,335 --> 00:33:25,461
- Meet me after school.

737
00:33:25,461 --> 00:33:27,087
We'll make plans for the weekend.

738
00:33:28,380 --> 00:33:29,340
- For the weekend?

739
00:33:31,634 --> 00:33:32,426
- Big guy.

740
00:33:41,060 --> 00:33:42,269
- The easiest thing for you to do

741
00:33:42,269 --> 00:33:43,562
is just base your lesson plans

742
00:33:43,562 --> 00:33:45,356
on the student's own experiences.

743
00:33:46,774 --> 00:33:47,566
- I can do that.

744
00:33:48,442 --> 00:33:50,319
- Your life is probably very similar.

745
00:33:50,319 --> 00:33:51,278
- Hardly.

746
00:33:51,278 --> 00:33:54,198
I'm telling you, you
gotta try these pop tarts.

747
00:33:54,198 --> 00:33:55,115
- No, thanks.

748
00:33:56,283 --> 00:33:57,952
I'm sticking with the Chocodiles.

749
00:33:59,036 --> 00:34:00,621
Anyway, the best teachers are
the teachers

750
00:34:00,621 --> 00:34:02,706
who entertain while they teach.

751
00:34:02,706 --> 00:34:04,708
So you should do just fine.

752
00:34:04,708 --> 00:34:06,126
- You think I'm entertaining?

753
00:34:07,253 --> 00:34:08,045
- To children.

754
00:34:09,213 --> 00:34:10,089
Gotta go.

755
00:34:10,089 --> 00:34:11,215
Your time's up.

756
00:34:11,215 --> 00:34:12,466
- I know why you're helping.

757
00:34:12,466 --> 00:34:13,801
- Professional courtesy.

758
00:34:13,801 --> 00:34:15,219
- No, you like me.

759
00:34:15,219 --> 00:34:17,513
- No, I don't.

760
00:34:17,513 --> 00:34:18,514
Yes you do.

761
00:34:18,514 --> 00:34:19,682
- No I don't.

762
00:34:19,682 --> 00:34:21,100
- Yeah you do.
- Do not.

763
00:34:21,100 --> 00:34:21,934
- Do too.

764
00:34:21,934 --> 00:34:22,726
- Don't either.

765
00:34:22,726 --> 00:34:25,020
- Come on, don't you like
me just a little bit?

766
00:34:25,020 --> 00:34:25,854
- No.

767
00:34:25,854 --> 00:34:26,897
- Not even that much?

768
00:34:28,274 --> 00:34:29,400
- I like you that much.

769
00:34:34,446 --> 00:34:35,656
- It's a start.

770
00:34:39,618 --> 00:34:41,954
Now someone tell me why
learning how to write

771
00:34:41,954 --> 00:34:42,830
is so critical.

772
00:34:43,747 --> 00:34:45,207
- It's a form of communication.

773
00:34:45,207 --> 00:34:46,250
- Amen.

774
00:34:46,250 --> 00:34:50,045
And it can get you free stuff.

775
00:34:50,045 --> 00:34:50,879
- Free?

776
00:34:50,879 --> 00:34:52,047
- Free.

777
00:34:52,047 --> 00:34:55,884
Writing the word free.

778
00:34:55,884 --> 00:34:57,511
Here's how it works.

779
00:34:57,511 --> 00:34:59,305
All of us have been ripped off, right?

780
00:34:59,305 --> 00:35:00,472
Payphone steals your money.

781
00:35:00,472 --> 00:35:01,849
Not enough cheese on your pizza.

782
00:35:01,849 --> 00:35:03,309
- My shades keep falling apart.

783
00:35:03,309 --> 00:35:04,727
- Perfect.

784
00:35:04,727 --> 00:35:06,604
Now you're going to write
that company a letter

785
00:35:06,604 --> 00:35:07,688
and you're going to see action

786
00:35:07,688 --> 00:35:09,815
if your letter is clearly written

787
00:35:09,815 --> 00:35:11,525
and your letter threatens
to hurt their business

788
00:35:11,525 --> 00:35:14,236
and is signed, forgive me Chainsaw,

789
00:35:14,236 --> 00:35:15,863
Mr. Francis Gremp.

790
00:35:15,863 --> 00:35:18,532
President, consumer
against faulty eyewear.

791
00:35:18,532 --> 00:35:19,533
- You want me to lie?

792
00:35:20,451 --> 00:35:21,243
Okay.

793
00:35:22,328 --> 00:35:24,622
- Now anyone interested in
learning the correct form,

794
00:35:24,622 --> 00:35:28,167
please turn to page 46
in your textbook.

795
00:35:31,128 --> 00:35:32,546
Shit works.

796
00:35:39,553 --> 00:35:41,430
- You know maybe I'm not
cut out to be a linebacker.

797
00:35:41,430 --> 00:35:42,848
- No look.

798
00:35:42,848 --> 00:35:44,808
You're looking at my shoulders.

799
00:35:44,808 --> 00:35:47,853
Don't, focus on my waist.

800
00:35:47,853 --> 00:35:48,646
Okay, my waist.

801
00:35:49,980 --> 00:35:50,814
All right, try it again.

802
00:35:50,814 --> 00:35:52,441
Go on.

803
00:35:52,441 --> 00:35:54,068
That's good.

804
00:35:54,068 --> 00:35:56,153
Remember I'm your teacher.

805
00:36:03,285 --> 00:36:05,579
You wanna learn how to surf?

806
00:36:08,957 --> 00:36:10,292
- Are you sure you wanna do this?

807
00:36:10,292 --> 00:36:11,377
- Absolutely.

808
00:36:11,377 --> 00:36:12,211
Lamaze class.

809
00:36:12,211 --> 00:36:13,671
Great place to meet girls.

810
00:36:24,431 --> 00:36:26,308
Okay Denise, slide over.

811
00:36:28,435 --> 00:36:29,228
- Oh no!

812
00:36:30,562 --> 00:36:33,148
Is this some kind of sick, twisted joke?

813
00:36:33,148 --> 00:36:34,817
- Nope, combining Denise's driving lesson

814
00:36:34,817 --> 00:36:35,651
with your ride to the beach.

815
00:36:35,651 --> 00:36:36,485
Come on, get in.

816
00:36:36,485 --> 00:36:38,445
- We took driver training with Denise.

817
00:36:38,445 --> 00:36:39,405
Call us a cab.

818
00:36:39,405 --> 00:36:41,949
- Get your grizzly butts in the car.

819
00:36:41,949 --> 00:36:42,825
- Man, let me drive.

820
00:36:42,825 --> 00:36:44,702
I'm going for my license next week.

821
00:36:46,286 --> 00:36:47,329
- Chainsaw.

822
00:36:47,329 --> 00:36:48,163
You've been drinking.

823
00:36:48,163 --> 00:36:49,540
- No it's cough medicine.

824
00:36:49,540 --> 00:36:51,333
Check out this phlegm.

825
00:36:51,333 --> 00:36:53,293
Save the phlegm.

826
00:36:53,293 --> 00:36:55,129
You're not driving anywhere.

827
00:36:55,129 --> 00:36:57,005
- I'll tell you something
and this is fact,

828
00:36:57,005 --> 00:36:59,216
you know why so many drunk
drivers get in wrecks?

829
00:36:59,216 --> 00:37:01,051
Because they don't learn to drive drunk.

830
00:37:01,051 --> 00:37:03,470
- Fact, alcohol kills brain cells.

831
00:37:03,470 --> 00:37:05,556
You lose one more,
you're a talking monkey.

832
00:37:05,556 --> 00:37:07,725
Come on, get in.

833
00:37:07,725 --> 00:37:08,517
Come on!

834
00:37:12,563 --> 00:37:14,481
Okay Denise, start her up.

835
00:37:17,568 --> 00:37:19,236
Signal left.

836
00:37:19,236 --> 00:37:20,028
Pull on out.

837
00:37:23,449 --> 00:37:26,577
- Can I call my folks and
say I won't be home, ever?

838
00:37:26,577 --> 00:37:28,370
- I'm not used to this car.

839
00:37:38,839 --> 00:37:40,299
- I think it's safe.

840
00:37:41,425 --> 00:37:42,217
Scoot out.

841
00:37:43,135 --> 00:37:44,803
Nice and smooth.

842
00:37:44,803 --> 00:37:46,930
Oh yeah that's...

843
00:37:46,930 --> 00:37:48,766
Fine, good.

844
00:38:01,028 --> 00:38:02,279
Why'd you do that?

845
00:38:02,279 --> 00:38:03,113
- Car was coming.

846
00:38:04,031 --> 00:38:05,991
- Well that'll happen from time to time.

847
00:38:07,034 --> 00:38:07,868
Come on Denise.

848
00:38:07,868 --> 00:38:08,786
You won't bother us.

849
00:38:13,874 --> 00:38:16,627
We just got lapped by an
old lady with a walker.

850
00:38:17,503 --> 00:38:19,171
- You see that space
between those two cars?

851
00:38:19,171 --> 00:38:20,088
- Yeah.

852
00:38:20,088 --> 00:38:20,923
- Pull in.

853
00:38:20,923 --> 00:38:21,757
- You mean parallel park?

854
00:38:21,757 --> 00:38:22,591
Shoot, that's my weak spot.

855
00:38:22,591 --> 00:38:23,592
- Listen to her.

856
00:38:37,064 --> 00:38:38,440
- I'm sober now.

857
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:39,525
- That's good for today.

858
00:38:39,525 --> 00:38:40,943
We live!

859
00:38:46,114 --> 00:38:47,574
- It's beautiful.

860
00:38:47,574 --> 00:38:48,700
- Enough safe and sane.

861
00:38:48,700 --> 00:38:50,619
It's time for dumb and dangerous.

862
00:38:50,619 --> 00:38:52,663
- These are Mexican.

863
00:38:52,663 --> 00:38:54,581
You do not know what's in these babies.

864
00:39:10,055 --> 00:39:11,515
Anna-Maria.

865
00:39:11,515 --> 00:39:13,892
As we know, this has
never, ever been attempted.

866
00:39:13,892 --> 00:39:15,227
- Anna-Maria.

867
00:39:15,227 --> 00:39:19,356
We dedicate these cantaloupe to you.

868
00:39:19,356 --> 00:39:21,149
- You make food bombs for me?

869
00:39:21,149 --> 00:39:23,193
Oh that's sweet!

870
00:39:23,193 --> 00:39:25,362
- Melon balls coming up!

871
00:39:38,375 --> 00:39:41,295
- Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.

872
00:39:41,295 --> 00:39:42,212
- Hey wait, I wanna talk about school.

873
00:39:42,212 --> 00:39:44,006
- Not now babe, I'm late.

874
00:39:44,006 --> 00:39:45,090
- Late for what?

875
00:39:50,971 --> 00:39:53,265
- What's it like being pregnant?

876
00:39:53,265 --> 00:39:54,057
- Bizarre.

877
00:39:54,975 --> 00:39:57,102
- Yeah, that's what I thought.

878
00:39:57,102 --> 00:39:59,521
- My body's out of control,

879
00:39:59,521 --> 00:40:01,690
and it's big and ugly.

880
00:40:01,690 --> 00:40:03,483
- I think you look great.

881
00:40:03,483 --> 00:40:04,526
- Sure, in the dark.

882
00:40:08,447 --> 00:40:09,323
- How much longer?

883
00:40:13,243 --> 00:40:14,244
- About five weeks.

884
00:40:15,495 --> 00:40:17,539
God, it's going to be amazing.

885
00:40:17,539 --> 00:40:18,332
- I know.

886
00:40:19,333 --> 00:40:20,208
You'll be a mother.

887
00:40:22,753 --> 00:40:24,046
- Yeah.

888
00:40:24,046 --> 00:40:25,088
Eakian,

889
00:40:25,088 --> 00:40:26,340
this party's getting weak.

890
00:40:27,424 --> 00:40:28,258
Do something wild.

891
00:40:28,258 --> 00:40:29,635
Take all your clothes off.

892
00:40:29,635 --> 00:40:31,929
- Why, you want everyone to go home?

893
00:40:35,599 --> 00:40:36,975
- You're almost fun tonight.

894
00:40:43,607 --> 00:40:44,399
Almost.

895
00:40:49,363 --> 00:40:50,322
- You all right?

896
00:40:50,322 --> 00:40:51,615
- Yeah.

897
00:40:51,615 --> 00:40:52,449
Come on in.

898
00:40:52,449 --> 00:40:53,617
Resting up, too much fun.

899
00:40:54,785 --> 00:40:55,577
- It's all sewn.

900
00:40:56,912 --> 00:40:58,288
- Hey thanks, it's great.

901
00:41:02,459 --> 00:41:04,419
- I feel so at home here.

902
00:41:05,963 --> 00:41:07,464
- Yeah, me too.

903
00:41:12,010 --> 00:41:13,679
- The grunion are running tonight.

904
00:41:15,472 --> 00:41:18,850
In the dead of night under a full moon

905
00:41:20,268 --> 00:41:22,229
thousands of horny little fish

906
00:41:22,229 --> 00:41:24,272
swim hundreds of miles

907
00:41:24,272 --> 00:41:26,066
to bawl their brains out in the sand.

908
00:41:26,942 --> 00:41:28,110
So romantic.

909
00:41:32,531 --> 00:41:35,951
You ever do that with
one of your students?

910
00:41:35,951 --> 00:41:37,202
- No.

911
00:41:37,202 --> 00:41:40,247
I swim hundreds of miles,
I'm ready for a nap.

912
00:41:43,291 --> 00:41:44,751
Who's that?

913
00:41:44,751 --> 00:41:46,336
- Ah, it's Kim.

914
00:41:47,421 --> 00:41:48,672
She's sort of my girlfriend.

915
00:41:50,590 --> 00:41:51,717
- Sort of?

916
00:41:51,717 --> 00:41:52,884
- Well, she's in Hawaii.

917
00:41:56,138 --> 00:41:58,849
- So you're all alone,

918
00:41:58,849 --> 00:42:00,392
and you like young girls?

919
00:42:01,518 --> 00:42:04,312
- Kim's not that young, she's 21.

920
00:42:04,312 --> 00:42:05,772
- I'm 16.

921
00:42:05,772 --> 00:42:07,733
And did you consider that?

922
00:42:07,733 --> 00:42:11,611
Because there's like no
difference between 21 and 16 now.

923
00:42:11,611 --> 00:42:16,575
But when she's 66, I'll only be 61.

924
00:42:17,909 --> 00:42:20,245
- And I'll be 75 and
it won't matter anyway.

925
00:42:25,333 --> 00:42:26,126
- Yeah.

926
00:42:40,015 --> 00:42:42,517
- Come on Pam, time for more fun.

927
00:42:44,394 --> 00:42:45,228
Wondermutt!

928
00:43:29,981 --> 00:43:32,359
- Guys, my couch is on fire!

929
00:43:48,959 --> 00:43:49,751
My fish!

930
00:43:51,044 --> 00:43:52,045
- How many were there?

931
00:43:52,045 --> 00:43:52,838
- One.

932
00:43:54,798 --> 00:43:56,216
Poor fishy.

933
00:43:57,509 --> 00:43:58,969
- You gotta get rid of that couch.

934
00:43:58,969 --> 00:44:00,554
That is a definite fire hazard.

935
00:44:00,554 --> 00:44:01,596
- Definitely.

936
00:44:01,596 --> 00:44:02,556
- Party's over.

937
00:44:02,556 --> 00:44:03,890
- Oh come on, it was just getting good.

938
00:44:03,890 --> 00:44:05,142
Got a fire...
- Goodnight!

939
00:44:07,602 --> 00:44:09,563
- One little fire.
- Wow.

940
00:44:19,906 --> 00:44:21,908
- Minors drinking on the beach.

941
00:44:21,908 --> 00:44:23,785
- Seriously, we never do this.

942
00:44:23,785 --> 00:44:25,745
- Boy, never ever.

943
00:44:25,745 --> 00:44:27,289
Oh, there's our English teacher.

944
00:44:27,289 --> 00:44:28,165
Let's ask him.

945
00:44:28,165 --> 00:44:29,291
Oh Mr. Shoop sir,

946
00:44:29,291 --> 00:44:32,043
could you come here just
a moment please?

947
00:44:32,043 --> 00:44:32,878
- Hey guys.

948
00:44:32,878 --> 00:44:33,879
- Hi.
- Hi.

949
00:44:33,879 --> 00:44:34,713
- What's up?

950
00:44:34,713 --> 00:44:37,090
- Found these boys in
possession of alcohol.

951
00:44:37,090 --> 00:44:39,050
- That alcohol, officer?

952
00:44:39,050 --> 00:44:40,927
Oh, that's not theirs.

953
00:44:40,927 --> 00:44:42,429
- No, whose is it?

954
00:44:46,016 --> 00:44:47,350
- It's mine.

955
00:44:47,350 --> 00:44:48,435
See, I, I,

956
00:44:48,435 --> 00:44:49,644
I live in that house right there,

957
00:44:49,644 --> 00:44:52,439
and they were just watching my stuff.

958
00:44:52,439 --> 00:44:54,316
- That's right, it's his.

959
00:44:54,316 --> 00:44:56,276
- We should never have taken
those little baby sips.

960
00:44:56,276 --> 00:44:57,485
That was wrong.

961
00:44:57,485 --> 00:45:00,405
- God, so very very wrong.

962
00:45:00,405 --> 00:45:02,991
- I think they learned one
hell of a lesson, officer.

963
00:45:03,992 --> 00:45:06,203
- Next time you boys encounter
an alcoholic beverage

964
00:45:06,203 --> 00:45:08,330
I hope you remember
you're under age.

965
00:45:08,330 --> 00:45:09,164
- Yes, sir.

966
00:45:09,164 --> 00:45:10,749
We will.
- Of course, thanks.

967
00:45:10,749 --> 00:45:11,541
- Thank you.

968
00:45:12,584 --> 00:45:14,085
Well, we're off to do our homework.

969
00:45:14,085 --> 00:45:15,128
- Yeah, all right,

970
00:45:15,128 --> 00:45:16,421
thank you officer, bye.
- Thank you.

971
00:45:16,421 --> 00:45:18,089
- Oh we should never have tried this.

972
00:45:18,089 --> 00:45:18,924
- It was a mistake.

973
00:45:18,924 --> 00:45:20,967
That was bad.
- Should've just said no.

974
00:45:23,595 --> 00:45:24,638
- You guys are good men.

975
00:45:24,638 --> 00:45:25,889
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

976
00:45:28,058 --> 00:45:29,309
- You're under arrest for contributing

977
00:45:29,309 --> 00:45:30,685
to the delinquency of a minor.

978
00:45:30,685 --> 00:45:32,020
- What?

979
00:45:32,020 --> 00:45:33,104
Officer, that's not really my vodka.

980
00:45:33,104 --> 00:45:35,398
- Is that your dog?

981
00:45:36,483 --> 00:45:37,651
- Yeah.
- No dogs on the beach.

982
00:45:37,651 --> 00:45:39,444
50 dollar fine.

983
00:45:39,444 --> 00:45:40,695
- He's not really my dog.

984
00:45:40,695 --> 00:45:42,155
- Let's roll.
- He just thinks he's my dog.

985
00:45:42,155 --> 00:45:43,782
No really, he's a neighborhood dog.

986
00:45:43,782 --> 00:45:45,283
He just hangs out at my
place 'cause there's more

987
00:45:45,283 --> 00:45:46,910
garbage there than any place.

988
00:45:46,910 --> 00:45:47,869
No, he's a scavenger.

989
00:45:47,869 --> 00:45:48,703
He'll eat anything.

990
00:45:48,703 --> 00:45:49,829
He's a beach dog.

991
00:45:49,829 --> 00:45:51,706
Go away beach dog.

992
00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:56,461
Uh, you have a cell for beginners?

993
00:46:09,391 --> 00:46:10,225
Who wants gum?

994
00:46:13,311 --> 00:46:14,854
Please leave your
message after the beep.

995
00:46:15,689 --> 00:46:17,524
Robin, it's your pal Shoop.

996
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:21,319
I can't leave my number
'cause I'm downtown in jail.

997
00:46:21,319 --> 00:46:22,153
- Jail?

998
00:46:22,153 --> 00:46:23,238
- What, you're surprised?

999
00:46:23,238 --> 00:46:24,823
I got arrested in my swim trunks

1000
00:46:24,823 --> 00:46:26,950
so I need 50 bucks and a pair of shoes.

1001
00:46:26,950 --> 00:46:28,034
It's a long story.

1002
00:46:28,034 --> 00:46:29,160
Listen Robin,

1003
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:31,288
please don't mention this to
that bite in the ass Gills.

1004
00:46:31,288 --> 00:46:32,664
You're an angel.

1005
00:46:32,664 --> 00:46:34,249
Dinner, dancing, Paris, you name it.

1006
00:46:34,249 --> 00:46:35,834
- Hello Mr. Shoop.

1007
00:46:35,834 --> 00:46:36,793
- Who is this?

1008
00:46:36,793 --> 00:46:37,669
- It's the bite in the ass.

1009
00:46:37,669 --> 00:46:41,506
- Ha, when I say bite
in the ass I mean that

1010
00:46:41,506 --> 00:46:43,967
in the nicest possible way.

1011
00:46:43,967 --> 00:46:45,802
Can I talk to Robin please?

1012
00:46:45,802 --> 00:46:48,388
- I'm afraid Robin and I
are on our way out of town.

1013
00:46:49,889 --> 00:46:51,808
- But don't worry, we'll be right over.

1014
00:46:53,351 --> 00:46:55,854
He's still a human being, Phillip.

1015
00:46:55,854 --> 00:46:57,480
- Robin, we have a very
long drive ahead of us.

1016
00:46:57,480 --> 00:46:59,607
If we go downtown now we'll
be stuck in all that traffic

1017
00:46:59,607 --> 00:47:01,484
and that's okay with me

1018
00:47:01,484 --> 00:47:03,278
because then we'd be helping
our good friend Mr. Shoop

1019
00:47:03,278 --> 00:47:04,779
and you won't think I'm a shit.

1020
00:47:04,779 --> 00:47:05,572
Right?

1021
00:47:08,992 --> 00:47:11,119
- Am I in really big trouble?

1022
00:47:11,119 --> 00:47:12,620
- A teacher arrested for contributing

1023
00:47:12,620 --> 00:47:14,080
to the delinquency of minors.

1024
00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:15,165
- You're not a hero.

1025
00:47:16,291 --> 00:47:17,250
What is this?

1026
00:47:18,501 --> 00:47:19,586
- I made a new friend.

1027
00:47:20,712 --> 00:47:21,963
- Mr. Shoop,

1028
00:47:21,963 --> 00:47:24,257
I do hope that we can get you
out of this ugly little mess.

1029
00:47:24,257 --> 00:47:25,550
And it is ugly.

1030
00:47:25,550 --> 00:47:27,677
- You know Mr. Shoop's been
making a lot of progress

1031
00:47:27,677 --> 00:47:28,928
in his class, Phillip.

1032
00:47:28,928 --> 00:47:30,013
- It's true.

1033
00:47:30,013 --> 00:47:31,139
I've been handing out assignments,

1034
00:47:31,139 --> 00:47:32,515
and the kids turn them in and everything.

1035
00:47:32,515 --> 00:47:33,808
It's almost like school in there.

1036
00:47:33,808 --> 00:47:36,061
- I've heard and I'm proud.

1037
00:47:36,061 --> 00:47:37,604
Confirms all my instincts about him.

1038
00:47:37,604 --> 00:47:38,396
He's my boy.

1039
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:41,941
Robin, let's get out of here.

1040
00:47:43,860 --> 00:47:45,487
We're on our way to wine country.

1041
00:47:46,363 --> 00:47:49,157
- You kids uh, have fun.

1042
00:48:01,211 --> 00:48:02,921
See those waves, Wondermutt?

1043
00:48:04,089 --> 00:48:05,048
They're from Hawaii.

1044
00:48:06,633 --> 00:48:07,509
Kim's in Hawaii.

1045
00:48:10,387 --> 00:48:11,721
Robin's in the wine country.

1046
00:48:14,766 --> 00:48:16,226
You know what we need?

1047
00:48:16,226 --> 00:48:19,687
I mean besides bread.

1048
00:48:19,687 --> 00:48:22,482
We need a woman who'd appreciate

1049
00:48:22,482 --> 00:48:24,067
what we have to offer.

1050
00:48:25,860 --> 00:48:26,736
Woman of culture.

1051
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:30,490
Intellect.

1052
00:48:31,324 --> 00:48:36,287
- Shake them buns, baby!

1053
00:48:39,249 --> 00:48:41,042
Come on, bring those buns over here.

1054
00:48:41,042 --> 00:48:44,129
Momma's got some
software for you, baby.

1055
00:48:47,382 --> 00:48:48,925
- Excuse me.

1056
00:48:48,925 --> 00:48:50,635
I'm with Playgirl Magazine.

1057
00:48:50,635 --> 00:48:51,761
- Survey me later, will you.

1058
00:48:51,761 --> 00:48:52,929
I'm trying to concentrate.

1059
00:48:52,929 --> 00:48:53,888
Come on, baby!

1060
00:48:53,888 --> 00:48:55,598
- Thanks for your time.

1061
00:49:00,770 --> 00:49:02,313
- Get them buns over here.

1062
00:49:02,313 --> 00:49:03,106
Ah!

1063
00:49:16,369 --> 00:49:17,787
- Hey, hey, cowboy!

1064
00:49:17,787 --> 00:49:18,788
Don't I know you?

1065
00:49:18,788 --> 00:49:19,873
- Hey back off, hand bag.

1066
00:49:19,873 --> 00:49:21,666
This is ladies night.

1067
00:49:26,546 --> 00:49:27,338
- Larry!

1068
00:49:29,048 --> 00:49:30,592
- Mr. Shoop?

1069
00:49:30,592 --> 00:49:31,509
What are you doing here?

1070
00:49:31,509 --> 00:49:33,011
- What am I doing here?

1071
00:49:33,011 --> 00:49:35,054
You do this every night?

1072
00:49:35,054 --> 00:49:36,764
- We have Mondays off.

1073
00:49:36,764 --> 00:49:38,308
- Listen man, you can't
tell anybody, okay?

1074
00:49:38,308 --> 00:49:39,976
They I think I'm 21.

1075
00:49:39,976 --> 00:49:42,687
- You were fabulous.

1076
00:49:42,687 --> 00:49:43,855
This is from both of us.

1077
00:49:44,814 --> 00:49:45,899
- I'm in the wrong business.

1078
00:49:45,899 --> 00:49:47,066
Yeah, but about school Larry,

1079
00:49:47,066 --> 00:49:48,318
I mean I think if you could sneak in

1080
00:49:48,318 --> 00:49:49,152
a couple of hours sleep,

1081
00:49:49,152 --> 00:49:51,070
you can catch up with
the rest of the class.

1082
00:49:51,070 --> 00:49:52,947
- Mr. Shoop man, think
about what you're saying.

1083
00:49:52,947 --> 00:49:54,741
I mean if you could be 17 again

1084
00:49:54,741 --> 00:49:57,744
and you know then what you know now.

1085
00:49:57,744 --> 00:49:59,204
- Yeah.

1086
00:49:59,204 --> 00:49:59,996
- Well I know.

1087
00:50:03,875 --> 00:50:04,751
- I hate that kid.

1088
00:50:06,336 --> 00:50:09,214
- Who we admire most in the world

1089
00:50:09,214 --> 00:50:10,507
and why.

1090
00:50:11,716 --> 00:50:13,968
The person we admire
most in the world

1091
00:50:13,968 --> 00:50:17,305
is makeup artist and
creature creator Rick Baker.

1092
00:50:17,305 --> 00:50:19,432
- His wonderfully gruesome slime splatters

1093
00:50:19,432 --> 00:50:22,519
and slobber tubes in
<i>American Werewolf in London</i>

1094
00:50:22,519 --> 00:50:25,021
won him a richly deserved Oscar.

1095
00:50:25,021 --> 00:50:27,607
That is why we admire makeup artist

1096
00:50:27,607 --> 00:50:30,026
and creature creator Rick Baker

1097
00:50:30,026 --> 00:50:33,196
very very very very very very very.

1098
00:50:33,196 --> 00:50:35,865
- Very, very, very, very, very, very,

1099
00:50:35,865 --> 00:50:38,868
- Very, very, very, very, very,
very, very, very,

1100
00:50:38,868 --> 00:50:41,371
- Very, very, very, very,
very, very much.

1101
00:50:42,455 --> 00:50:43,373
That's 100 words on the nose.

1102
00:50:43,373 --> 00:50:44,707
- You can count if you want.

1103
00:50:45,625 --> 00:50:48,628
- It is not easy to pick
the person I admire most.

1104
00:50:48,628 --> 00:50:50,880
I admire people for different reasons.

1105
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:53,591
The way they surf or teach
English from the heart,

1106
00:50:53,591 --> 00:50:54,634
help the homeless.

1107
00:50:55,969 --> 00:50:59,097
To pick one person is so
unfair to everyone else.

1108
00:50:59,097 --> 00:51:01,474
Isn't there enough pain in the world?

1109
00:51:01,474 --> 00:51:03,685
- Since there's no one I admire most,

1110
00:51:03,685 --> 00:51:05,853
this is about a person
I admire least.

1111
00:51:05,853 --> 00:51:07,480
My ex-boyfriend Andre.

1112
00:51:08,398 --> 00:51:10,024
If he ever tells you he
broke up with me first,

1113
00:51:10,024 --> 00:51:10,984
he's a lying dog.

1114
00:51:10,984 --> 00:51:13,653
'Cause I definitely told him
get out of my face first.

1115
00:51:13,653 --> 00:51:15,697
You know how I can tell
when he's lying?

1116
00:51:15,697 --> 00:51:17,991
His lips move, I'm serious.

1117
00:51:17,991 --> 00:51:19,158
He's so in love with his self

1118
00:51:19,158 --> 00:51:20,326
he oughta be dating a mirror.

1119
00:51:20,326 --> 00:51:22,620
The way he walks around in
them skin tight leather pants

1120
00:51:22,620 --> 00:51:24,372
thinking he's Rick James's
little brother or something.

1121
00:51:24,372 --> 00:51:26,082
Give the world a break.

1122
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:28,376
- Denise, can I have your paper?

1123
00:51:28,376 --> 00:51:29,168
- Uh no.

1124
00:51:31,421 --> 00:51:32,255
- No?

1125
00:51:32,255 --> 00:51:34,132
- Well, I had to memorize my essay

1126
00:51:34,132 --> 00:51:36,467
due to the fact that
I was mugged by a gang

1127
00:51:36,467 --> 00:51:38,094
looking for money and homework.

1128
00:51:39,470 --> 00:51:40,430
- That happens.

1129
00:51:43,057 --> 00:51:45,602
Okay gang, mark your calendars.

1130
00:51:45,602 --> 00:51:46,894
Field trip next Monday.

1131
00:51:47,770 --> 00:51:48,646
- Where are we going?

1132
00:51:48,646 --> 00:51:49,564
Cock fights?

1133
00:51:50,732 --> 00:51:51,524
- Courthouse.

1134
00:51:52,984 --> 00:51:56,487
Your teacher was arrested for
giving vodka to some kids.

1135
00:51:59,115 --> 00:52:01,618
You and Dave won't want to miss it.

1136
00:52:01,618 --> 00:52:03,703
- You went to jail for us?

1137
00:52:03,703 --> 00:52:05,079
- On roller skates.

1138
00:52:05,079 --> 00:52:05,872
- Thanks man.

1139
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:07,832
- Um hum.

1140
00:52:27,101 --> 00:52:27,894
Pam?

1141
00:52:29,145 --> 00:52:29,937
- Hi.

1142
00:52:33,608 --> 00:52:35,026
- What are you doing here?

1143
00:52:35,026 --> 00:52:36,486
- Remember I said I'd tell you my wish

1144
00:52:36,486 --> 00:52:38,237
when the time was right?

1145
00:52:38,237 --> 00:52:39,030
It's right.

1146
00:52:40,114 --> 00:52:42,241
- Your wish is to move in with me?

1147
00:52:42,241 --> 00:52:43,284
- I'm a great cook.

1148
00:52:44,994 --> 00:52:45,787
- Uh huh.

1149
00:52:49,082 --> 00:52:50,750
- I won't get in your way.

1150
00:52:50,750 --> 00:52:52,251
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1151
00:52:52,251 --> 00:52:53,294
- You know we connect.

1152
00:52:54,921 --> 00:52:56,297
- Pam, look,

1153
00:52:56,297 --> 00:52:58,132
my place is very small.

1154
00:52:58,132 --> 00:52:58,925
- It's perfect.

1155
00:52:59,884 --> 00:53:02,595
Look, Tommy, that's my bother.

1156
00:53:02,595 --> 00:53:05,431
He had another kid and
Angela, she's his wife,

1157
00:53:05,431 --> 00:53:07,600
she wants to move the
twins back into Gail's room

1158
00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:08,851
and then put Sally in the den,

1159
00:53:08,851 --> 00:53:09,686
which means I lose the couch.

1160
00:53:09,686 --> 00:53:12,271
- Yeah well my couch is
real barbecued.

1161
00:53:12,271 --> 00:53:14,190
- The floor is fine.

1162
00:53:14,190 --> 00:53:16,526
Mr. Shoop, everybody else got their wish.

1163
00:53:23,074 --> 00:53:24,033
- Okay, Pam.

1164
00:53:26,369 --> 00:53:27,578
If I let you stay here

1165
00:53:28,538 --> 00:53:31,165
it's only temporary until
you find another place, okay?

1166
00:53:34,293 --> 00:53:35,169
- I can stay!

1167
00:53:36,462 --> 00:53:37,422
- Who are you talking to?

1168
00:53:37,422 --> 00:53:40,883
- Um, this is Tommy and Angela.
- Hi.

1169
00:53:40,883 --> 00:53:42,593
And Gail, and Sally, and Sly,

1170
00:53:42,593 --> 00:53:46,389
and the twins, Chuck and
Bob and Tommy Junior.

1171
00:53:46,389 --> 00:53:47,640
This is Mr. Shoop.

1172
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:50,518
- How are you doing?
- Nice to meet you.

1173
00:53:54,105 --> 00:53:56,482
She screams so well.

1174
00:53:57,692 --> 00:53:59,318
Ah, don't be a wuss!

1175
00:54:00,236 --> 00:54:01,028
Shut up!

1176
00:54:02,238 --> 00:54:03,030
- Run, run!

1177
00:54:04,532 --> 00:54:06,534
- Larry, Larry wake up,
you're missing this!

1178
00:54:06,534 --> 00:54:08,119
- Larry's not missing a thing.

1179
00:54:08,119 --> 00:54:09,245
Let him sleep.

1180
00:54:11,289 --> 00:54:14,500
- Leatherface, Leatherface,
Leatherface, Leatherface.

1181
00:54:14,500 --> 00:54:15,293
Oh no!

1182
00:54:17,503 --> 00:54:20,089
Okay everybody, that's not a real person.

1183
00:54:20,089 --> 00:54:21,883
It's a stunt man.

1184
00:54:21,883 --> 00:54:23,468
Okay now this, this right here

1185
00:54:23,468 --> 00:54:25,136
isn't gonna bother him

1186
00:54:25,136 --> 00:54:26,554
because he's insane, okay?

1187
00:54:33,394 --> 00:54:35,897
- Good Lord, what are you watching?

1188
00:54:35,897 --> 00:54:37,482
Do the dance for me baby!

1189
00:54:37,482 --> 00:54:38,941
New film from the district.

1190
00:54:38,941 --> 00:54:40,568
Safe use of power tools.

1191
00:54:40,568 --> 00:54:42,111
- Special delivery.

1192
00:54:42,111 --> 00:54:43,446
I don't wanna know what this is, do I?

1193
00:54:43,446 --> 00:54:44,405
- No, probably not.

1194
00:54:51,746 --> 00:54:52,830
- What did you think of that,
Anna-Maria?

1195
00:54:52,830 --> 00:54:54,874
- God, it was really American.

1196
00:54:54,874 --> 00:54:58,628
- American yes, it's an
American masterpiece.

1197
00:54:58,628 --> 00:55:01,172
It's it's, talk about gutsy endings.

1198
00:55:01,172 --> 00:55:02,715
The girl, the girl gets away

1199
00:55:02,715 --> 00:55:03,758
and our hero Leatherface,

1200
00:55:03,758 --> 00:55:05,009
he chainsaws his own legs.

1201
00:55:05,009 --> 00:55:05,843
Two thumbs up.

1202
00:55:05,843 --> 00:55:07,637
Make that four for gore.

1203
00:55:07,637 --> 00:55:10,056
- Listen up, I wanna read you something.

1204
00:55:10,056 --> 00:55:11,432
Dear Mr. Francis Gremp,

1205
00:55:12,308 --> 00:55:14,101
thank you for informing us of your problem

1206
00:55:14,101 --> 00:55:16,562
with our Cool Dude sunglasses.

1207
00:55:16,562 --> 00:55:17,897
- It worked!

1208
00:55:17,897 --> 00:55:19,899
- Please accept this
assortment of Cool Dudes

1209
00:55:19,899 --> 00:55:21,108
with our compliments.

1210
00:55:21,108 --> 00:55:23,277
- All right, it's Christmas-time.

1211
00:55:23,277 --> 00:55:24,570
Free glasses!

1212
00:55:24,570 --> 00:55:25,863
- Are these free, wow!

1213
00:55:25,863 --> 00:55:27,698
- We know you'll find
them well constructed

1214
00:55:27,698 --> 00:55:30,034
and we hope your
organization will see no need

1215
00:55:30,034 --> 00:55:32,203
to pursue with the boycott.

1216
00:55:32,203 --> 00:55:34,580
Sincerely, Wayne Appleton.

1217
00:55:34,580 --> 00:55:36,332
President, Cool Dude, Inc.

1218
00:55:36,332 --> 00:55:38,417
- All right, power of the pen.

1219
00:55:38,417 --> 00:55:39,877
- Hey, thanks Chainsaw!

1220
00:55:42,421 --> 00:55:44,465
- Man, you think you can
help me with my letter?

1221
00:55:44,465 --> 00:55:46,050
You know, make it sound official?

1222
00:55:46,050 --> 00:55:46,843
- Sure, Denise.

1223
00:55:49,178 --> 00:55:50,304
You wanna give it to me.

1224
00:55:57,603 --> 00:55:59,397
- Okay, for extra homework

1225
00:55:59,397 --> 00:56:01,440
write a review of <i>Texas Chainsaw Massacre</i>.

1226
00:56:04,986 --> 00:56:07,071
- Rhonda, um...

1227
00:56:08,197 --> 00:56:10,032
Uh, if you're not doing
anything tomorrow night

1228
00:56:10,032 --> 00:56:12,785
I thought maybe we could do something.

1229
00:56:12,785 --> 00:56:15,705
- Oh I have a Lamaze class
tomorrow night.

1230
00:56:15,705 --> 00:56:18,374
Do you wanna go with me?

1231
00:56:18,374 --> 00:56:20,167
- Um, what about Mr. Shoop?

1232
00:56:20,167 --> 00:56:21,586
- Oh he won't care.

1233
00:56:21,586 --> 00:56:24,547
I mean, if you don't mind being my coach.

1234
00:56:24,547 --> 00:56:26,132
- I wouldn't mind at all.

1235
00:56:26,132 --> 00:56:26,924
- Great.

1236
00:56:31,387 --> 00:56:32,179
- See you.

1237
00:56:34,056 --> 00:56:35,016
- Mr. Shoop.

1238
00:56:37,727 --> 00:56:39,478
You should see this,

1239
00:56:39,478 --> 00:56:42,064
but you can't let Denise
know I showed you.

1240
00:56:42,064 --> 00:56:42,857
Okay?

1241
00:56:43,733 --> 00:56:44,525
- Okay.

1242
00:56:53,117 --> 00:56:53,910
- Shoop.

1243
00:56:55,828 --> 00:56:56,954
This girl's dyslexic.

1244
00:56:58,497 --> 00:57:00,041
- What are you talking about?

1245
00:57:00,041 --> 00:57:00,875
That's not in her file.

1246
00:57:00,875 --> 00:57:01,709
- This is serious.

1247
00:57:01,709 --> 00:57:02,627
You gotta get her some help.

1248
00:57:04,837 --> 00:57:05,922
- Well, how could she get this far

1249
00:57:05,922 --> 00:57:07,548
without anybody finding out?

1250
00:57:07,548 --> 00:57:09,884
- She slipped through the system.

1251
00:57:09,884 --> 00:57:12,428
- What happens when she
gets out in the real world?

1252
00:57:12,428 --> 00:57:13,262
- Wait a minute.

1253
00:57:13,262 --> 00:57:14,805
Is this the same guy that
took his English class

1254
00:57:14,805 --> 00:57:15,932
to the petting zoo?

1255
00:57:16,891 --> 00:57:17,725
- Um hum.

1256
00:57:17,725 --> 00:57:18,976
- How'd you get those kids to work?

1257
00:57:18,976 --> 00:57:19,769
- Bribed them.

1258
00:57:23,564 --> 00:57:24,398
What would it take to get you

1259
00:57:24,398 --> 00:57:25,441
to have dinner with me tonight?

1260
00:57:25,441 --> 00:57:26,984
- That would be very expensive.

1261
00:57:33,532 --> 00:57:35,326
I'm having dinner with Gills.

1262
00:57:35,326 --> 00:57:37,370
- Big Phil again, huh?

1263
00:57:37,370 --> 00:57:38,621
Come on Robin, be honest.

1264
00:57:38,621 --> 00:57:39,789
Isn't he a bite in the ass?

1265
00:57:39,789 --> 00:57:41,707
- No, he's not a bite in the ass.

1266
00:57:41,707 --> 00:57:43,209
He happens to be very...

1267
00:57:46,879 --> 00:57:47,672
Articulate.

1268
00:57:49,298 --> 00:57:50,091
Cultured.

1269
00:57:51,759 --> 00:57:52,885
Extraordinarily tidy.

1270
00:57:54,345 --> 00:57:55,846
- Tall, dark and tidy.

1271
00:57:55,846 --> 00:57:57,181
That's a magic combination.

1272
00:57:59,016 --> 00:58:00,601
Not in love with him, are you?

1273
00:58:00,601 --> 00:58:01,435
- None of your business.

1274
00:58:01,435 --> 00:58:02,395
- Sure it is.
- No it isn't.

1275
00:58:02,395 --> 00:58:03,229
- Yes it is.

1276
00:58:03,229 --> 00:58:04,063
You tell me you love him,

1277
00:58:04,063 --> 00:58:05,272
I'll stop asking you out.

1278
00:58:05,272 --> 00:58:06,899
- How am I gonna tell you I love him

1279
00:58:06,899 --> 00:58:07,984
when it's all so new?

1280
00:58:07,984 --> 00:58:09,068
- Ha, I knew it!

1281
00:58:10,152 --> 00:58:12,571
See Robin, he's not the guy for you.

1282
00:58:12,571 --> 00:58:16,158
You need an intelligent
sensitive man who can skate.

1283
00:58:16,158 --> 00:58:17,618
- Do you know such a guy?

1284
00:58:17,618 --> 00:58:19,412
- Oh, they're hard to find.

1285
00:58:20,663 --> 00:58:21,914
But now that I know
what you're looking for,

1286
00:58:21,914 --> 00:58:22,748
I'll keep my eye out.

1287
00:58:22,748 --> 00:58:24,041
- Would you?

1288
00:58:25,459 --> 00:58:26,919
- Looking good, Denise.

1289
00:58:26,919 --> 00:58:27,837
Good luck.

1290
00:58:27,837 --> 00:58:31,257
- Sir, you are really going
to earn your money today.

1291
00:58:37,263 --> 00:58:38,180
- Francs Gremp?

1292
00:58:38,180 --> 00:58:39,265
- Call me Chainsaw.

1293
00:58:39,265 --> 00:58:40,599
- You're up next.

1294
00:58:40,599 --> 00:58:41,559
- You hold on a sec?

1295
00:58:43,227 --> 00:58:44,311
Dad's late.

1296
00:58:44,311 --> 00:58:45,563
He's so irresponsible.

1297
00:58:45,563 --> 00:58:47,398
I said dad, three o'clock sharp.

1298
00:58:47,398 --> 00:58:50,067
But no, it's just in
one ear, out the other.

1299
00:58:51,152 --> 00:58:51,986
I need your car.

1300
00:58:52,945 --> 00:58:54,196
- You wanna use my car?

1301
00:58:54,196 --> 00:58:56,157
- Just, I'm under adult supervision.

1302
00:59:00,411 --> 00:59:02,621
- Chainsaw, you take your test

1303
00:59:02,621 --> 00:59:05,624
and you bring my car
right back here to me.

1304
00:59:06,625 --> 00:59:08,127
- You make me proud to be an American.

1305
00:59:08,127 --> 00:59:09,712
Dave, kiss this man.

1306
00:59:09,712 --> 00:59:11,005
You, come with me.

1307
00:59:11,005 --> 00:59:11,839
No, no, you stay there.

1308
00:59:11,839 --> 00:59:13,591
I'll bring the car to you.

1309
00:59:13,591 --> 00:59:15,259
You back this up, I'm
taking a test, all right?

1310
00:59:15,259 --> 00:59:16,927
Just move all the way back.

1311
00:59:24,143 --> 00:59:25,019
- What, what'd I do?

1312
00:59:25,019 --> 00:59:26,604
- Don't worry about me.

1313
00:59:26,604 --> 00:59:28,147
See those cars on the right?

1314
00:59:28,147 --> 00:59:29,482
Go ahead and park in between them.

1315
00:59:29,482 --> 00:59:30,691
- What do you mean?

1316
00:59:30,691 --> 00:59:32,401
You mean parallel park?

1317
00:59:32,401 --> 00:59:33,235
- Something wrong?

1318
00:59:34,320 --> 00:59:35,446
- No, nothing.

1319
00:59:51,796 --> 00:59:53,214
Yeah!

1320
00:59:54,924 --> 00:59:57,718
- We going on the freeway?

1321
00:59:57,718 --> 00:59:59,512
- I think we'll just
stay in the neighborhood.

1322
01:00:04,266 --> 01:00:06,560
Mr. Gremp, why are you
driving with only one hand?

1323
01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:09,271
- Oh, this hand's gotta be
free to put around the babes.

1324
01:00:11,273 --> 01:00:13,651
What are you marking me out
just 'cause I'm doing that?

1325
01:00:13,651 --> 01:00:15,653
Watch the dip!

1326
01:00:19,990 --> 01:00:22,243
- Don't you ever, ever yell at the driver!

1327
01:00:22,243 --> 01:00:23,285
Do you hear me?

1328
01:00:23,285 --> 01:00:24,120
Where are you going?

1329
01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:25,996
- Back, the test is over.

1330
01:00:25,996 --> 01:00:26,789
- No way!

1331
01:00:29,750 --> 01:00:30,751
This is your fault.

1332
01:00:30,751 --> 01:00:33,462
This is bullshit, come on!

1333
01:00:33,462 --> 01:00:34,797
I stayed sober for this.

1334
01:00:34,797 --> 01:00:35,965
You can't do this.

1335
01:00:36,966 --> 01:00:38,676
Come back you dumb dildo!

1336
01:00:38,676 --> 01:00:39,510
Wait, no.

1337
01:00:39,510 --> 01:00:40,344
You're not a dildo.

1338
01:00:40,344 --> 01:00:41,387
I was joking, that was a joke.

1339
01:00:41,387 --> 01:00:43,013
Come on, be cool, one more chance.

1340
01:00:44,765 --> 01:00:45,850
Wait, um...

1341
01:00:47,309 --> 01:00:49,145
- You lost points for driving too slow

1342
01:00:49,145 --> 01:00:50,855
and not accepting the right of way.

1343
01:00:51,730 --> 01:00:52,982
- Failed again.

1344
01:00:52,982 --> 01:00:54,942
- 70 is passing.

1345
01:00:54,942 --> 01:00:55,734
72.

1346
01:00:57,653 --> 01:00:58,612
- I Passed?

1347
01:00:58,612 --> 01:01:00,239
- You passed.

1348
01:01:00,239 --> 01:01:02,116
- I passed, oh I did!

1349
01:01:02,116 --> 01:01:02,908
I Passed!

1350
01:01:04,118 --> 01:01:04,910
I Passed!

1351
01:01:06,537 --> 01:01:07,329
I Passed!

1352
01:01:09,832 --> 01:01:11,500
I Passed!

1353
01:01:11,500 --> 01:01:12,585
- I'm proud of you.

1354
01:01:12,585 --> 01:01:13,586
Congratulations, Denise.

1355
01:01:13,586 --> 01:01:14,962
- Oh man I couldn't have
done it without you really.

1356
01:01:14,962 --> 01:01:17,006
- Now come on, you drove the car.

1357
01:01:17,006 --> 01:01:18,549
- Well look I owe you one, all right?

1358
01:01:18,549 --> 01:01:19,508
- Yeah.

1359
01:01:19,508 --> 01:01:20,301
- Yeah.

1360
01:01:21,427 --> 01:01:24,638
- Okay, tell you something
you can do for me.

1361
01:01:24,638 --> 01:01:25,472
- What?

1362
01:01:25,472 --> 01:01:26,307
- Get some help with your reading.

1363
01:01:26,307 --> 01:01:27,558
- Man.
- Listen, Denise.

1364
01:01:27,558 --> 01:01:30,394
What you have is a learning
disorder called dyslexia.

1365
01:01:31,353 --> 01:01:32,313
You need to retrain your brain

1366
01:01:32,313 --> 01:01:34,231
to deal with information in a new way.

1367
01:01:34,231 --> 01:01:35,733
There's a specialist that
will help you after school.

1368
01:01:35,733 --> 01:01:36,567
- Look, I'm doing all right.

1369
01:01:36,567 --> 01:01:37,651
- Yeah, you are.

1370
01:01:37,651 --> 01:01:39,528
But you could be doing so much better.

1371
01:01:40,738 --> 01:01:41,739
But that's up to you.

1372
01:01:43,324 --> 01:01:44,116
Hey.

1373
01:01:45,534 --> 01:01:46,368
Think about it, okay?

1374
01:01:46,368 --> 01:01:47,703
- Okay, free film.

1375
01:01:47,703 --> 01:01:49,079
Free developing.

1376
01:01:49,079 --> 01:01:51,498
Come on, what more could you want?

1377
01:01:51,498 --> 01:01:53,667
Here.

1378
01:01:53,667 --> 01:01:54,501
My dad's a butcher.

1379
01:01:54,501 --> 01:01:56,962
You like veal cutlet from Minnesota?

1380
01:01:56,962 --> 01:01:57,755
Milk that.

1381
01:02:16,065 --> 01:02:19,151
- Oh hi honey, how was your day?

1382
01:02:19,151 --> 01:02:19,944
- Hectic.

1383
01:02:22,071 --> 01:02:23,989
Boy something smells good.

1384
01:02:23,989 --> 01:02:25,407
- Manicotti.

1385
01:02:25,407 --> 01:02:26,242
Perfect timing.

1386
01:02:26,242 --> 01:02:28,869
Why don't you start on
the cheese and crackers.

1387
01:02:30,913 --> 01:02:32,915
- Yeah, it's open.

1388
01:02:32,915 --> 01:02:34,208
Hi.

1389
01:02:34,208 --> 01:02:35,125
- Hey.

1390
01:02:35,125 --> 01:02:37,461
- I just brought this Ray Bradbury book...

1391
01:02:38,379 --> 01:02:39,880
Maybe I should come back later.

1392
01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:40,673
- Why?

1393
01:02:42,883 --> 01:02:44,385
- Hi Miss Bishop.

1394
01:02:44,385 --> 01:02:45,177
- Hi.

1395
01:02:46,303 --> 01:02:48,681
- Oh, Robin, Pam House.

1396
01:02:48,681 --> 01:02:50,099
One of my students.

1397
01:02:50,099 --> 01:02:52,518
Pam, Robin Bishop.

1398
01:02:52,518 --> 01:02:53,769
- Hi.

1399
01:02:53,769 --> 01:02:54,520
- Hi, Pam.

1400
01:02:57,147 --> 01:02:59,149
- Freddy, I really didn't
make enough for three.

1401
01:02:59,149 --> 01:03:01,235
If you're planning on
inviting company for dinner

1402
01:03:01,235 --> 01:03:02,945
I wish you'd call and let me know.

1403
01:03:02,945 --> 01:03:03,946
- No, he wasn't actually.

1404
01:03:03,946 --> 01:03:06,031
I just stopped by to
help him with his lesson,

1405
01:03:06,031 --> 01:03:07,449
but we can do that in the morning.

1406
01:03:07,449 --> 01:03:09,285
- Oh, morning is much better.

1407
01:03:09,285 --> 01:03:10,786
I'll make French toast
for the three of us.

1408
01:03:10,786 --> 01:03:12,413
Do you like French toast?

1409
01:03:12,413 --> 01:03:14,039
- I bet she makes great French toast.

1410
01:03:14,039 --> 01:03:16,500
- I actually meant morning at school.

1411
01:03:16,500 --> 01:03:17,543
Oh fine.

1412
01:03:17,543 --> 01:03:18,961
- It's nice to meet you, Pam.

1413
01:03:18,961 --> 01:03:20,212
You too.

1414
01:03:26,677 --> 01:03:27,469
- Robin.

1415
01:03:28,679 --> 01:03:31,181
- I know this is none of my business.

1416
01:03:31,181 --> 01:03:32,975
But what the hell is going on in there?

1417
01:03:32,975 --> 01:03:35,060
- There's nothing going on in there.

1418
01:03:35,060 --> 01:03:36,061
Remember those bribes?

1419
01:03:36,061 --> 01:03:38,147
Well, Pam needed a place to stay.

1420
01:03:38,147 --> 01:03:39,481
- How long has she been here?

1421
01:03:39,481 --> 01:03:40,858
- A couple of days.

1422
01:03:42,026 --> 01:03:43,652
Look, my laundry has
never smelled so good.

1423
01:03:43,652 --> 01:03:45,112
Here, take a whiff.

1424
01:03:45,112 --> 01:03:46,739
- I'm sure it's April fresh.

1425
01:03:48,073 --> 01:03:51,368
I just hope having a
maid is worth the damage

1426
01:03:51,368 --> 01:03:52,911
you could do to that young girl.

1427
01:03:54,204 --> 01:03:54,997
See you tomorrow.

1428
01:04:03,339 --> 01:04:04,840
- All ready.

1429
01:04:04,840 --> 01:04:06,508
- Great.

1430
01:04:06,508 --> 01:04:07,426
- French or Italian?

1431
01:04:08,427 --> 01:04:09,303
- French.

1432
01:04:11,096 --> 01:04:11,889
- I knew it.

1433
01:04:14,641 --> 01:04:16,101
- Pam.

1434
01:04:16,101 --> 01:04:17,728
We gotta talk.

1435
01:04:17,728 --> 01:04:18,562
- Sure, what's up?

1436
01:04:19,938 --> 01:04:21,482
- I think you are a great girl.

1437
01:04:22,358 --> 01:04:23,984
- And I think you're a great guy.

1438
01:04:26,153 --> 01:04:27,112
- God, this is hard.

1439
01:04:28,197 --> 01:04:29,573
- Freddy, go ahead.

1440
01:04:29,573 --> 01:04:30,908
You can tell me anything.

1441
01:04:33,577 --> 01:04:35,037
- Okay.

1442
01:04:35,037 --> 01:04:37,581
You know how when
you're on your board

1443
01:04:37,581 --> 01:04:39,166
and you see the perfect
wave rolling in

1444
01:04:39,166 --> 01:04:40,125
and you think you got it?

1445
01:04:40,125 --> 01:04:41,543
- Um hum.

1446
01:04:41,543 --> 01:04:44,588
- Only something happens
and you don't get it.

1447
01:04:44,588 --> 01:04:47,341
I mean, the key to the
whole thing is timing.

1448
01:04:47,341 --> 01:04:50,094
If you're even a little
out of sync, you're grim,

1449
01:04:50,094 --> 01:04:52,054
you've blown the barrel, you're seaweed,

1450
01:04:53,097 --> 01:04:54,306
but then you look outside

1451
01:04:55,307 --> 01:04:56,850
and you see an even more perfect wave

1452
01:04:56,850 --> 01:04:58,519
than the first perfect wave.

1453
01:04:58,519 --> 01:05:00,104
And that's the one you catch.

1454
01:05:01,146 --> 01:05:02,189
Do you know what I mean?

1455
01:05:02,189 --> 01:05:03,732
- Yeah.

1456
01:05:03,732 --> 01:05:05,234
Yeah, I get it.

1457
01:05:05,234 --> 01:05:07,319
Surfing metaphors.

1458
01:05:07,319 --> 01:05:08,195
You're the perfect wave.

1459
01:05:08,195 --> 01:05:09,321
And I'm seaweed.

1460
01:05:09,321 --> 01:05:10,697
And if you want me out of
your house just say it.

1461
01:05:10,697 --> 01:05:12,783
- No, no, I'm not the perfect wave.

1462
01:05:12,783 --> 01:05:14,827
It's not just that I
want you out of my house.

1463
01:05:14,827 --> 01:05:16,745
- No, you want me out of your life.

1464
01:05:17,996 --> 01:05:19,706
- Pam look, I'm your teacher.

1465
01:05:19,706 --> 01:05:21,667
- No, no.

1466
01:05:21,667 --> 01:05:24,253
Look, anytime one person lets himself

1467
01:05:24,253 --> 01:05:25,921
care deeply about another person

1468
01:05:25,921 --> 01:05:29,550
that person runs a risk of
being rejected and destroyed.

1469
01:05:29,550 --> 01:05:30,801
I'll go get my things.

1470
01:05:30,801 --> 01:05:31,635
- Now wait a minute.

1471
01:05:31,635 --> 01:05:32,469
Look, you've cooked dinner.

1472
01:05:32,469 --> 01:05:33,804
It looks beautiful.

1473
01:05:33,804 --> 01:05:34,930
Let's sit down, eat.

1474
01:05:36,223 --> 01:05:37,057
- It's just food.

1475
01:05:43,522 --> 01:05:46,775
- Okay, I'm going to
collect your book reports.

1476
01:05:46,775 --> 01:05:48,318
Then we are on our way to court.

1477
01:05:49,319 --> 01:05:50,112
Homework, Pam?

1478
01:05:53,031 --> 01:05:55,534
- You expect me to relate
to the written word

1479
01:05:55,534 --> 01:05:57,202
after the hell you put me through?

1480
01:05:58,203 --> 01:05:59,288
Talk about shallow.

1481
01:05:59,288 --> 01:06:00,998
I've stepped in deeper puddles.

1482
01:06:00,998 --> 01:06:01,832
- You're excused.

1483
01:06:05,878 --> 01:06:07,880
- Mr. Shoop, don't you want mine?

1484
01:06:09,423 --> 01:06:11,633
- Larry, you're awake!

1485
01:06:11,633 --> 01:06:13,177
With homework!

1486
01:06:13,177 --> 01:06:14,011
What's wrong with you?

1487
01:06:14,011 --> 01:06:14,845
- I got fired.

1488
01:06:14,845 --> 01:06:16,013
They found out my real age.

1489
01:06:16,013 --> 01:06:17,181
- Hey, I didn't say a word.

1490
01:06:17,181 --> 01:06:18,015
- No it's all right.

1491
01:06:18,015 --> 01:06:19,516
My mom came to a show.

1492
01:06:19,516 --> 01:06:20,392
- Your mother?

1493
01:06:20,392 --> 01:06:22,227
- It was a nightmare.

1494
01:06:22,227 --> 01:06:23,270
And before she knew who I was

1495
01:06:23,270 --> 01:06:26,106
she put five bucks in G string.

1496
01:06:26,106 --> 01:06:27,107
And then my aunt Edna,

1497
01:06:27,107 --> 01:06:28,066
she kisses me.

1498
01:06:29,109 --> 01:06:30,319
With tongue.

1499
01:06:30,319 --> 01:06:31,570
And rips off my mask.

1500
01:06:31,570 --> 01:06:33,155
And mom freaked out.

1501
01:06:34,406 --> 01:06:35,741
She made me put on her coat.

1502
01:06:37,034 --> 01:06:37,868
- Sorry.

1503
01:06:37,868 --> 01:06:38,702
- You're sorry?

1504
01:06:38,702 --> 01:06:40,787
I'm at my sexual peak.

1505
01:06:40,787 --> 01:06:42,122
Once a guy hits 18

1506
01:06:43,165 --> 01:06:44,208
it's all downhill.

1507
01:06:45,167 --> 01:06:46,502
- But it's a lovely ride.

1508
01:06:47,419 --> 01:06:50,130
- Mr. Shoop, why did you
tell the arresting officers

1509
01:06:50,130 --> 01:06:53,592
that the vodka found in
the possession of Mr. Gremp

1510
01:06:53,592 --> 01:06:56,011
and Mr. Frazier belonged to you?

1511
01:06:56,011 --> 01:06:57,888
- Your honor, I was trying to
keep a couple of my students

1512
01:06:57,888 --> 01:06:59,264
out of trouble.

1513
01:06:59,264 --> 01:07:02,059
David and Francis have
enough problems as it is.

1514
01:07:02,059 --> 01:07:03,769
- It's true, your honor.

1515
01:07:03,769 --> 01:07:05,562
- Our lives are a mess.

1516
01:07:06,396 --> 01:07:08,398
- Guys, don't help.

1517
01:07:08,398 --> 01:07:12,528
- Where did you young men
obtain the vodka in question?

1518
01:07:12,528 --> 01:07:13,403
- From Murray.

1519
01:07:13,403 --> 01:07:14,238
- Who's Murray.

1520
01:07:14,238 --> 01:07:15,280
- You know Murray.

1521
01:07:15,280 --> 01:07:16,532
Everybody knows Murray.

1522
01:07:17,574 --> 01:07:19,743
From Murray's Liquor.

1523
01:07:19,743 --> 01:07:22,329
- Didn't this Murray
ask to see proof of age?

1524
01:07:22,329 --> 01:07:24,164
- Well I come out pretty mature.

1525
01:07:24,164 --> 01:07:26,375
- Did you show him proof of age or not?

1526
01:07:26,375 --> 01:07:27,960
- Yeah, I guess I did.

1527
01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:28,919
- May I see it please?

1528
01:07:28,919 --> 01:07:31,171
- Um, I'd rather you didn't.

1529
01:07:31,171 --> 01:07:32,130
- I'd rather I did.

1530
01:07:40,806 --> 01:07:44,142
You were a black Marine in 1968?

1531
01:07:45,644 --> 01:07:47,396
- Vietnam.

1532
01:07:47,396 --> 01:07:49,856
A war puts a man through
many many changes.

1533
01:07:49,856 --> 01:07:52,109
- Young man, the possession
of false identification

1534
01:07:52,109 --> 01:07:55,904
and of alcohol by a
minor are serious crimes.

1535
01:07:55,904 --> 01:07:57,698
You've just confessed to both of them.

1536
01:07:57,698 --> 01:07:59,408
- I didn't mean to.

1537
01:07:59,408 --> 01:08:01,034
- Well ever since the arresting officers

1538
01:08:01,034 --> 01:08:02,035
let you off with a warning,

1539
01:08:02,035 --> 01:08:03,412
I'll probably do the same.

1540
01:08:05,038 --> 01:08:06,623
- Is this guy bitching or what?

1541
01:08:06,623 --> 01:08:08,208
- Now Mr. Shoop...

1542
01:08:08,208 --> 01:08:09,001
- Your honor.

1543
01:08:10,836 --> 01:08:12,254
My name is Robin Elizabeth Bishop

1544
01:08:12,254 --> 01:08:15,090
and I'm also on the
faculty with the defendant.

1545
01:08:16,133 --> 01:08:20,345
I submit that this man went
to jail for his students.

1546
01:08:20,345 --> 01:08:24,182
Very few teachers ever exhibit
that degree of dedication.

1547
01:08:24,182 --> 01:08:25,934
Therefore, your honor, I move...

1548
01:08:25,934 --> 01:08:27,728
- Don't move, Miss Bishop.

1549
01:08:27,728 --> 01:08:29,563
You're out of order.

1550
01:08:29,563 --> 01:08:30,856
And you're also correct.

1551
01:08:30,856 --> 01:08:33,525
Mr. Shoop, these charges will be dropped.

1552
01:08:33,525 --> 01:08:34,901
Case dismissed.

1553
01:08:34,901 --> 01:08:36,778
All right!

1554
01:08:36,778 --> 01:08:37,571
All right!

1555
01:08:41,867 --> 01:08:42,659
- Shoop!

1556
01:08:43,577 --> 01:08:44,828
Let me tell you something.

1557
01:08:44,828 --> 01:08:46,788
The judgment about that
dedicated teacher crap,

1558
01:08:46,788 --> 01:08:48,498
the fact remains that you covered up,

1559
01:08:48,498 --> 01:08:50,042
thereby condoning student drinking.

1560
01:08:50,042 --> 01:08:52,878
I am filing report for
Kelban with the entire story.

1561
01:08:52,878 --> 01:08:53,837
Face it.

1562
01:08:53,837 --> 01:08:55,005
Those kids' test scores
aren't going to save you.

1563
01:08:55,005 --> 01:08:56,798
Because they're losers

1564
01:08:56,798 --> 01:08:57,591
just like you.

1565
01:08:59,509 --> 01:09:00,469
Hi.

1566
01:09:00,469 --> 01:09:03,263
I was just congratulating
our good friend, Mr. Shoop.

1567
01:09:05,223 --> 01:09:07,267
Now how about lunch, sweetheart?

1568
01:09:07,267 --> 01:09:08,727
- Tell you what, sweetheart.

1569
01:09:08,727 --> 01:09:09,770
Why don't you go ahead,

1570
01:09:09,770 --> 01:09:12,439
order two lunches and eat them yourself.

1571
01:09:12,439 --> 01:09:13,690
One for each face.

1572
01:09:21,948 --> 01:09:23,533
- Okay.

1573
01:09:23,533 --> 01:09:25,285
Today we take a practice test.

1574
01:09:25,285 --> 01:09:27,454
Pinpoint each of the weak spots.

1575
01:09:27,454 --> 01:09:28,580
Then we work a couple hours after school

1576
01:09:28,580 --> 01:09:29,623
and really straighten them out.

1577
01:09:29,623 --> 01:09:30,791
- Whoa, whoa, wait, wait.

1578
01:09:30,791 --> 01:09:33,210
Practice test, extra class time?

1579
01:09:33,210 --> 01:09:34,336
That wasn't in the contract.

1580
01:09:34,336 --> 01:09:35,629
Eakian, get him.

1581
01:09:35,629 --> 01:09:36,922
- Hey the test is in two weeks.

1582
01:09:36,922 --> 01:09:38,423
You all need the extra work.

1583
01:09:38,423 --> 01:09:41,843
- I'm afraid we're gonna
need some extra incentive.

1584
01:09:41,843 --> 01:09:44,179
- Yeah, like a party with a band.

1585
01:09:44,179 --> 01:09:45,430
- I could use some wheels bad.

1586
01:09:45,430 --> 01:09:48,767
- And get me a job, man,
doing strip-o-grams.

1587
01:09:48,767 --> 01:09:50,227
- I don't believe this greed.

1588
01:09:50,227 --> 01:09:51,353
- Believe it man.

1589
01:09:51,353 --> 01:09:52,562
I need a house boy.

1590
01:09:54,398 --> 01:09:57,609
- It's a simple matter of
renegotiating our contracts.

1591
01:09:57,609 --> 01:09:59,319
- Renegotiate?

1592
01:09:59,319 --> 01:10:01,113
Who do you think you are, Teamsters?

1593
01:10:01,113 --> 01:10:02,447
- Yeah, Teamsters.

1594
01:10:02,447 --> 01:10:06,034
Strike!

1595
01:10:08,203 --> 01:10:10,497
- Look, for the past four weeks

1596
01:10:10,497 --> 01:10:13,166
I have given up all of my free time.

1597
01:10:13,166 --> 01:10:15,001
Had my body used for a tackling dummy,

1598
01:10:15,001 --> 01:10:16,628
my house trashed,

1599
01:10:16,628 --> 01:10:18,046
my couch set on fire,

1600
01:10:18,046 --> 01:10:19,548
my goldfish murdered,

1601
01:10:19,548 --> 01:10:20,799
my butt thrown in jail,

1602
01:10:20,799 --> 01:10:22,050
and my car wrecked.

1603
01:10:24,970 --> 01:10:27,139
All I'm asking for is
a little extra effort.

1604
01:10:28,765 --> 01:10:31,476
You know what's sad is you
guys can all pass that test.

1605
01:10:33,603 --> 01:10:35,355
But you're just so happy being failures

1606
01:10:35,355 --> 01:10:36,648
that you just don't know...

1607
01:10:37,649 --> 01:10:39,484
Why am I doing this?

1608
01:10:40,485 --> 01:10:41,278
Tell you what,

1609
01:10:43,321 --> 01:10:45,907
you guys drop out and be illiterate.

1610
01:10:45,907 --> 01:10:47,617
I'm going to Hawaii and be tan.

1611
01:10:53,707 --> 01:10:54,750
- Have a cow.

1612
01:10:55,917 --> 01:10:56,710
- Damn!

1613
01:11:00,964 --> 01:11:03,216
Hey, thanks for the help.

1614
01:11:04,468 --> 01:11:05,260
Good luck.

1615
01:11:06,762 --> 01:11:07,596
- Where are you going?

1616
01:11:07,596 --> 01:11:08,847
- To quit.

1617
01:11:08,847 --> 01:11:09,973
- You can't quit.

1618
01:11:09,973 --> 01:11:12,058
- Sure I can, I never
got through to anybody.

1619
01:11:12,058 --> 01:11:12,851
- Oh, that's not true.

1620
01:11:12,851 --> 01:11:14,311
Those kids were learning.

1621
01:11:14,311 --> 01:11:15,145
You're not a quitter.

1622
01:11:15,145 --> 01:11:16,104
- Yes I am.

1623
01:11:16,104 --> 01:11:17,022
- How can you say that?

1624
01:11:17,022 --> 01:11:17,939
I've turned you down for dinner

1625
01:11:17,939 --> 01:11:20,025
at least a dozen times
in the last four weeks.

1626
01:11:20,025 --> 01:11:21,693
You haven't quit bugging me.

1627
01:11:21,693 --> 01:11:23,153
- Wanna go out to dinner tonight?

1628
01:11:23,153 --> 01:11:24,321
- Can't.

1629
01:11:24,321 --> 01:11:25,113
- See?

1630
01:11:32,204 --> 01:11:33,538
- Everybody take a seat.

1631
01:11:33,538 --> 01:11:35,916
You, in the cot, out of bed.

1632
01:11:35,916 --> 01:11:36,958
- Where's Mr. Shoop?

1633
01:11:36,958 --> 01:11:39,002
- Mr. Shoop has tendered his resignation.

1634
01:11:40,128 --> 01:11:40,921
Now sit down.

1635
01:11:42,047 --> 01:11:45,425
Would someone tell me what
Mr. Shoop had planned for today?

1636
01:11:45,425 --> 01:11:46,259
Yes?

1637
01:11:46,259 --> 01:11:47,093
- Group sex.

1638
01:11:47,093 --> 01:11:48,428
No, that's tomorrow!

1639
01:11:48,428 --> 01:11:49,888
Today is independent study

1640
01:11:49,888 --> 01:11:51,473
right after our mid-morning nap.

1641
01:11:51,473 --> 01:11:54,100
- Don't think you can
pull this BS with me.

1642
01:11:54,100 --> 01:11:55,811
I wanna see everybody
taking text books out

1643
01:11:55,811 --> 01:11:59,231
and turn to chapter seven.

1644
01:12:00,774 --> 01:12:01,691
- Read it again.

1645
01:12:10,784 --> 01:12:11,910
Who's making that noise?

1646
01:12:14,287 --> 01:12:16,206
- What noise, I don't hear any noise?

1647
01:12:16,206 --> 01:12:17,582
What you got, dog ears?

1648
01:12:22,128 --> 01:12:24,339
- Chainsaw, stop doing that.

1649
01:12:24,339 --> 01:12:25,382
- Stop doing what?

1650
01:12:26,883 --> 01:12:27,717
You know I hear it too

1651
01:12:27,717 --> 01:12:28,760
and it's very annoying.

1652
01:12:28,760 --> 01:12:30,929
I wish you'd find the
hooligan that's responsible

1653
01:12:30,929 --> 01:12:34,057
because I am trying to
read chapter seven.

1654
01:12:34,057 --> 01:12:34,850
Again.

1655
01:12:45,026 --> 01:12:46,695
Mr. Gills, I just cannot study.

1656
01:12:46,695 --> 01:12:47,821
I'm going to the library.

1657
01:12:47,821 --> 01:12:50,407
- Chainsaw, sit down.

1658
01:12:50,407 --> 01:12:52,367
You people can hum til your lips fall off.

1659
01:12:52,367 --> 01:12:53,410
I could care less.

1660
01:12:54,244 --> 01:12:55,078
Wait a minute.

1661
01:12:55,078 --> 01:12:55,871
You're not dismissed.

1662
01:12:57,747 --> 01:12:58,707
You know I promise you,

1663
01:12:58,707 --> 01:13:00,792
you people act like psychopaths tomorrow

1664
01:13:00,792 --> 01:13:02,335
and you will be sorry.

1665
01:13:02,335 --> 01:13:04,212
- Ooh, we will be sorry.

1666
01:13:04,212 --> 01:13:07,090
- Mr. Gills sure does
know his child psychology.

1667
01:13:10,427 --> 01:13:12,679
- So Miss Cura, I just
wanted to let you know

1668
01:13:12,679 --> 01:13:14,389
that the children are
a little hyper active,

1669
01:13:14,389 --> 01:13:17,142
but I'm sure that you'll
enjoy their... <i>gwave d'vive</i>.

1670
01:13:18,101 --> 01:13:20,562
- Well so far I've only
subbed at grammar schools

1671
01:13:20,562 --> 01:13:22,647
so this should be a nice change.

1672
01:13:26,985 --> 01:13:28,445
- Denise, Denise, take it easy.

1673
01:13:28,445 --> 01:13:29,279
What happened?

1674
01:13:29,279 --> 01:13:31,948
- Don't go in there without
a gun, it's terrible!

1675
01:13:31,948 --> 01:13:33,283
- Is this my classroom?

1676
01:13:33,283 --> 01:13:34,409
- Yes, it is.

1677
01:13:34,409 --> 01:13:35,785
- Who's blood is that?

1678
01:13:35,785 --> 01:13:37,746
Is that your blood?

1679
01:13:37,746 --> 01:13:38,538
- No!

1680
01:14:34,219 --> 01:14:36,346
We're back!

1681
01:14:41,059 --> 01:14:43,353
- What is wrong with you people?

1682
01:14:43,353 --> 01:14:45,271
- It's like you said, Gills.

1683
01:14:45,271 --> 01:14:46,648
We're psychopaths!

1684
01:14:49,609 --> 01:14:54,197
- Somebody better call
the school psychiatrist.

1685
01:14:54,197 --> 01:14:55,323
- I'm not amused.

1686
01:14:55,323 --> 01:14:57,117
Turn off those motors!

1687
01:14:59,035 --> 01:15:00,495
Everybody get up.

1688
01:15:00,495 --> 01:15:01,287
Now!

1689
01:15:08,253 --> 01:15:09,921
- I'm not ready for high school.

1690
01:15:14,551 --> 01:15:15,385
- Why'd she leave?

1691
01:15:15,385 --> 01:15:17,220
Didn't she like us?

1692
01:15:17,220 --> 01:15:18,805
- Where's her sense of humor?

1693
01:15:18,805 --> 01:15:20,682
- I have seen some sick things before,

1694
01:15:21,766 --> 01:15:22,600
but this,

1695
01:15:23,601 --> 01:15:24,644
this is...

1696
01:15:24,644 --> 01:15:25,895
- Devilishly clever.

1697
01:15:25,895 --> 01:15:26,938
- Vomenous!

1698
01:15:26,938 --> 01:15:27,981
- Thank you.

1699
01:15:27,981 --> 01:15:30,108
- We take a lot of pride in our work.

1700
01:15:31,151 --> 01:15:33,194
- Look, we want Shoop back.

1701
01:15:33,194 --> 01:15:34,779
- Why would Shoop wanna come back?

1702
01:15:34,779 --> 01:15:35,655
So Kelban can fire him?

1703
01:15:35,655 --> 01:15:37,240
- He might surprise you.

1704
01:15:38,158 --> 01:15:39,451
We did today.

1705
01:15:39,451 --> 01:15:42,203
- And we've got more for tomorrow.

1706
01:15:47,500 --> 01:15:48,460
- Do we have a deal?

1707
01:16:05,060 --> 01:16:07,645
- Wondermutt, I do not wanna play.

1708
01:16:07,645 --> 01:16:09,355
Not now, I'm busy.

1709
01:16:42,222 --> 01:16:43,014
- Hi.

1710
01:16:47,268 --> 01:16:48,144
- Tough day at school?

1711
01:16:48,144 --> 01:16:49,604
- We've been torturing Gills.

1712
01:16:49,604 --> 01:16:51,898
- Yeah, he said you
could have your job back.

1713
01:16:51,898 --> 01:16:54,109
- Now why would I want my job back?

1714
01:16:54,109 --> 01:16:55,985
- Hey, my life is sailing.

1715
01:16:55,985 --> 01:17:00,115
Got a radio, blanket,
beach chair, dark glasses,

1716
01:17:01,074 --> 01:17:01,866
...dog.

1717
01:17:03,284 --> 01:17:04,619
Why would I want to go back to you guys?

1718
01:17:04,619 --> 01:17:07,288
- How about we can't pass
that test without you?

1719
01:17:08,164 --> 01:17:09,040
- Me and Chainsaw,

1720
01:17:09,040 --> 01:17:12,127
we've been sober for two days,
four hours and 15 minutes.

1721
01:17:12,127 --> 01:17:12,961
- No kidding?

1722
01:17:12,961 --> 01:17:13,795
- Swear to God.

1723
01:17:13,795 --> 01:17:15,547
Reality is so unreal.

1724
01:17:15,547 --> 01:17:16,673
- But it is a nice change.

1725
01:17:16,673 --> 01:17:18,133
- True, thumbs up.

1726
01:17:18,133 --> 01:17:18,925
- Um,

1727
01:17:20,802 --> 01:17:22,887
I think you should know that your phase

1728
01:17:22,887 --> 01:17:24,597
have outgrown you.

1729
01:17:25,849 --> 01:17:28,268
But I do want to be friends
if you can handle it.

1730
01:17:34,149 --> 01:17:34,941
- Shoop,

1731
01:17:36,609 --> 01:17:39,779
I'm seeing a reading
specialist this afternoon too.

1732
01:17:39,779 --> 01:17:44,576
- Look, study in school, after
school, whatever it takes,

1733
01:17:44,576 --> 01:17:46,870
we need a teacher.

1734
01:17:46,870 --> 01:17:48,204
What do you say, Mr. Shoop?

1735
01:17:51,416 --> 01:17:52,208
- Please?

1736
01:18:01,134 --> 01:18:03,636
- How can I say no to
these cute little faces?

1737
01:19:24,842 --> 01:19:27,428
Your practice test scores were great.

1738
01:19:27,428 --> 01:19:29,138
Hey come on, you've been here 12 hours.

1739
01:19:29,138 --> 01:19:30,265
I want you to go home.

1740
01:19:30,265 --> 01:19:31,557
Forget about this test.

1741
01:19:31,557 --> 01:19:33,226
Get a good night's sleep.

1742
01:19:33,226 --> 01:19:34,060
I'll see you tomorrow.

1743
01:19:34,060 --> 01:19:35,270
8:00 AM, the lecture hall.

1744
01:19:36,187 --> 01:19:37,146
Hey, trust me.

1745
01:19:37,146 --> 01:19:39,274
Come on, you're going to
kick ass and take names.

1746
01:19:39,274 --> 01:19:40,483
Believe it.

1747
01:19:40,483 --> 01:19:42,026
- We're really that ready?

1748
01:19:42,026 --> 01:19:43,361
- Ready, what time is the test tomorrow?

1749
01:19:43,361 --> 01:19:44,279
8:00 AM.

1750
01:19:44,279 --> 01:19:47,073
- You see, the correct
answers do not stop.

1751
01:19:47,073 --> 01:19:48,825
Now go on, get out of here, all of you.

1752
01:19:48,825 --> 01:19:50,576
Before the college recruiters show up

1753
01:19:50,576 --> 01:19:52,495
and try to drag you all off to Harvard.

1754
01:19:54,664 --> 01:19:55,456
Hey, I mean it.

1755
01:20:14,559 --> 01:20:16,894
Wondermutt, look, I found Bob!

1756
01:20:18,479 --> 01:20:19,689
Ha ha.

1757
01:20:19,689 --> 01:20:21,149
Go get it!

1758
01:20:58,644 --> 01:20:59,479
- Morning mom.

1759
01:20:59,479 --> 01:21:00,271
- Morning sweetheart.

1760
01:21:01,272 --> 01:21:02,523
- Morning dad.

1761
01:21:04,150 --> 01:21:05,276
- How do you want your eggs, honey?

1762
01:21:05,276 --> 01:21:06,235
Fried, scrambled?

1763
01:21:08,321 --> 01:21:09,280
- I don't know.

1764
01:21:10,531 --> 01:21:11,699
What are eggs?

1765
01:21:11,699 --> 01:21:12,784
- I'll surprise you.

1766
01:21:13,701 --> 01:21:15,661
- How do you spell cat?

1767
01:21:17,830 --> 01:21:19,624
- I don't know.

1768
01:21:19,624 --> 01:21:21,584
- Honey, what's wrong?

1769
01:21:21,584 --> 01:21:23,211
- I don't know what's wrong.

1770
01:21:23,211 --> 01:21:25,254
Everything's blank!

1771
01:21:25,254 --> 01:21:27,006
I don't know anything.

1772
01:21:27,006 --> 01:21:28,716
I don't know anything!

1773
01:21:28,716 --> 01:21:31,135
I don't know anything!

1774
01:21:31,135 --> 01:21:33,930
- Chainsaw, Chainsaw, Chainsaw!

1775
01:21:33,930 --> 01:21:35,223
Are you all right?

1776
01:21:35,223 --> 01:21:37,266
- I had a nightmare.

1777
01:21:37,266 --> 01:21:38,309
- About what?

1778
01:21:39,268 --> 01:21:40,895
- I don't know.

1779
01:21:40,895 --> 01:21:42,188
- Great day for a test, huh?

1780
01:21:42,188 --> 01:21:43,398
- Yeah.

1781
01:21:43,398 --> 01:21:44,315
Hey Shoop.

1782
01:21:47,443 --> 01:21:48,653
- An apple.

1783
01:21:48,653 --> 01:21:50,113
- For the teacher.

1784
01:21:50,113 --> 01:21:50,905
Give them hell.

1785
01:21:53,324 --> 01:21:55,034
- Hey, hey, we're testing in here.

1786
01:21:55,034 --> 01:21:56,536
- I know I'm in your class.

1787
01:21:58,454 --> 01:22:00,373
- I remember you.

1788
01:22:00,373 --> 01:22:01,290
Where you been?

1789
01:22:01,290 --> 01:22:02,083
- Bathroom.

1790
01:22:03,584 --> 01:22:04,502
- Six weeks?

1791
01:22:04,502 --> 01:22:05,670
- My zipper got stuck.

1792
01:22:09,298 --> 01:22:12,969
- Do not open the test booklets
until you are told to do so.

1793
01:22:13,928 --> 01:22:15,555
Using a number two pencil

1794
01:22:15,555 --> 01:22:18,015
take your answer sheet
and fill in your name.

1795
01:22:18,015 --> 01:22:21,352
Last name first, first name
second, middle initial last

1796
01:22:21,352 --> 01:22:22,812
on the first line.

1797
01:22:22,812 --> 01:22:23,855
Do this now.

1798
01:22:25,273 --> 01:22:28,025
- This officer is here to see
that there is no cheating.

1799
01:22:30,027 --> 01:22:33,197
- This officer is here to
see that there is no cheating.

1800
01:22:34,866 --> 01:22:37,869
- Festival of screw ups and their king.

1801
01:22:40,455 --> 01:22:43,416
- Mr. Gills extends his
warmest personal regards

1802
01:22:43,416 --> 01:22:44,625
and best wishes.

1803
01:22:44,625 --> 01:22:45,835
- Thanks for caring, man.

1804
01:22:47,795 --> 01:22:50,339
- Okay, break the seals
on your test booklets now,

1805
01:22:51,257 --> 01:22:54,302
and turn to the section
titled Reading Vocabulary.

1806
01:22:55,595 --> 01:22:58,014
You will have 20 minutes
to complete this section.

1807
01:22:59,891 --> 01:23:00,766
Everybody ready?

1808
01:23:10,193 --> 01:23:11,903
- Tension breaker, had to be done.

1809
01:23:12,778 --> 01:23:13,571
- Anybody else?

1810
01:23:17,783 --> 01:23:18,659
Good luck gang.

1811
01:23:21,037 --> 01:23:22,079
Ready, begin.

1812
01:23:33,925 --> 01:23:34,717
Sorry.

1813
01:25:41,135 --> 01:25:42,637
- It's starting.

1814
01:25:42,637 --> 01:25:43,429
- Now?

1815
01:25:44,805 --> 01:25:45,598
Shit.

1816
01:25:46,974 --> 01:25:47,767
How far apart?

1817
01:25:49,310 --> 01:25:51,062
- 12 minutes.

1818
01:25:51,062 --> 01:25:52,313
- Try and slow it down.

1819
01:25:54,565 --> 01:25:56,525
Forget about the...
- Shh!

1820
01:26:08,663 --> 01:26:10,081
- 30 seconds left.

1821
01:26:11,916 --> 01:26:16,337
- C, C, C, C.

1822
01:26:16,337 --> 01:26:21,300
C, C, C, C.

1823
01:26:22,677 --> 01:26:24,261
- And...

1824
01:26:24,261 --> 01:26:25,805
- 20 more seconds, 20 seconds.

1825
01:26:25,805 --> 01:26:27,098
- Stop.

1826
01:26:27,098 --> 01:26:27,932
Pencils down.

1827
01:26:27,932 --> 01:26:30,851
- C, C, C.

1828
01:26:30,851 --> 01:26:31,894
- Drop them!

1829
01:26:33,688 --> 01:26:34,522
- Just stay seated until Anna-Marie

1830
01:26:34,522 --> 01:26:36,148
has a chance to pick up your test sheets.

1831
01:26:36,148 --> 01:26:38,401
- Miss Mazzarelli, can I have those tests

1832
01:26:38,401 --> 01:26:40,528
after you're finished
collecting them please?

1833
01:26:40,528 --> 01:26:41,362
Yeah Ken.

1834
01:26:41,362 --> 01:26:42,822
- Um, can Rhonda and I be excused?

1835
01:26:42,822 --> 01:26:43,906
She's having a baby.

1836
01:26:45,032 --> 01:26:46,450
- She's having a baby?

1837
01:26:46,450 --> 01:26:47,660
- I wanna see this.

1838
01:26:47,660 --> 01:26:49,620
- Calm down, everybody
just stay in your seats.

1839
01:26:49,620 --> 01:26:51,831
No problem, no problem here at all.

1840
01:26:51,831 --> 01:26:53,708
Rhonda, why didn't you say something?

1841
01:26:53,708 --> 01:26:54,959
- Because I wanted to finish my test.

1842
01:26:54,959 --> 01:26:57,002
- What do you need, hot
water, a ride, money?

1843
01:26:57,002 --> 01:26:58,421
- All we need is a hospital.

1844
01:26:58,421 --> 01:26:59,714
- Well what can I do?

1845
01:26:59,714 --> 01:27:00,548
- Get out of my way.

1846
01:27:00,548 --> 01:27:01,465
- I can do that.

1847
01:27:01,465 --> 01:27:03,217
Carmine, get out of her way!

1848
01:27:03,217 --> 01:27:04,009
Get the door.

1849
01:27:07,221 --> 01:27:08,639
- Save the umbilical cord.

1850
01:27:08,639 --> 01:27:10,725
- And the afterbirth if it's convenient.

1851
01:27:10,725 --> 01:27:11,851
Good thinking.

1852
01:27:13,310 --> 01:27:14,478
- Come on, easy easy this way.

1853
01:27:14,478 --> 01:27:16,063
Watch out, watch out.

1854
01:27:16,063 --> 01:27:17,523
- You look terrific.

1855
01:27:17,523 --> 01:27:19,483
- I'm feeling pretty good.

1856
01:27:19,483 --> 01:27:21,026
- That's great.

1857
01:27:21,026 --> 01:27:22,820
- The baby is healthy and happy.

1858
01:27:24,572 --> 01:27:27,283
And my coach was incredible.

1859
01:27:27,283 --> 01:27:29,201
- Yeah well I couldn't
have done it without you.

1860
01:27:30,453 --> 01:27:31,287
- No cord, huh?

1861
01:27:33,873 --> 01:27:36,083
- Hey, when do we get to see
the little whippersnapper?

1862
01:27:36,083 --> 01:27:38,627
- Rhonda, don't let those two
near your baby, please.

1863
01:27:40,296 --> 01:27:41,714
- Well it won't be a problem.

1864
01:27:43,632 --> 01:27:45,134
I'm giving her up for adoption.

1865
01:27:48,429 --> 01:27:50,097
She's going to a really good home.

1866
01:27:51,056 --> 01:27:52,683
- That's nice.

1867
01:27:52,683 --> 01:27:54,101
- I'm not ready to be a mom.

1868
01:27:59,440 --> 01:28:00,691
- Mr. Shoop.

1869
01:28:00,691 --> 01:28:01,734
- Ciao.

1870
01:28:01,734 --> 01:28:02,777
- Ciao, gang.

1871
01:28:02,777 --> 01:28:03,903
How's it going?

1872
01:28:03,903 --> 01:28:05,446
- All right.
- Okay.

1873
01:28:08,657 --> 01:28:09,450
- Bad news.

1874
01:28:11,494 --> 01:28:13,454
Gills said he's mailing you your scores.

1875
01:28:14,747 --> 01:28:15,539
- We failed.

1876
01:28:16,749 --> 01:28:18,793
- He just said the average
grade was below passing.

1877
01:28:18,793 --> 01:28:20,127
- So we failed.

1878
01:28:20,127 --> 01:28:21,879
- Hey, you didn't fail.

1879
01:28:23,088 --> 01:28:23,881
I failed.

1880
01:28:26,550 --> 01:28:27,843
- Field trips to the beach.

1881
01:28:27,843 --> 01:28:29,929
A bed in your classroom.

1882
01:28:29,929 --> 01:28:30,971
Drinking at the beach.

1883
01:28:31,931 --> 01:28:34,433
Screening of <i>Texas Chainsaw Massacre One</i>.

1884
01:28:35,434 --> 01:28:37,019
Quite a summer, Mr. Shoop.

1885
01:28:37,019 --> 01:28:38,771
- I tried to keep it interesting.

1886
01:28:38,771 --> 01:28:41,190
- I have this dismissal ready
for your signature, sir.

1887
01:28:42,149 --> 01:28:44,193
- Before I sign anything,

1888
01:28:44,193 --> 01:28:46,028
I understand there are
some people waiting

1889
01:28:46,028 --> 01:28:48,405
to speak on Mr. Shoop's behalf.

1890
01:28:48,405 --> 01:28:49,949
- Really?

1891
01:28:49,949 --> 01:28:50,741
- Come in.

1892
01:28:52,117 --> 01:28:54,954
- Mr. Kelban, you're not
actually going to listen

1893
01:28:54,954 --> 01:28:56,080
to these delinquents?

1894
01:28:56,080 --> 01:28:58,165
- No, I'm going to
listen to their parents.

1895
01:29:12,805 --> 01:29:13,931
I'm Principal Kelban.

1896
01:29:15,140 --> 01:29:16,976
Is there a spokesperson here?

1897
01:29:16,976 --> 01:29:17,935
- I guess I am.

1898
01:29:17,935 --> 01:29:19,478
I'm Howard Gremp.

1899
01:29:19,478 --> 01:29:21,605
- You're Chainsaw's father.

1900
01:29:21,605 --> 01:29:23,065
Interesting boy.

1901
01:29:23,065 --> 01:29:23,899
- You can say it.

1902
01:29:23,899 --> 01:29:24,817
He's a lunatic.

1903
01:29:24,817 --> 01:29:25,609
- Dad.

1904
01:29:26,610 --> 01:29:30,072
- Six weeks ago I thought he
had the IQ of a salad bar.

1905
01:29:30,072 --> 01:29:33,325
His only interest in life
was to make people sick.

1906
01:29:33,325 --> 01:29:34,660
I mean if my mother came to dinner

1907
01:29:34,660 --> 01:29:36,120
he would give the dog a third eye

1908
01:29:36,120 --> 01:29:37,204
or an extra leg.

1909
01:29:38,289 --> 01:29:40,124
Because of him we stopped having kids.

1910
01:29:42,293 --> 01:29:43,168
I mean you can imagine the feeling

1911
01:29:43,168 --> 01:29:44,378
when I saw him studying.

1912
01:29:45,713 --> 01:29:47,590
The wife and I almost burst into tears.

1913
01:29:48,549 --> 01:29:51,176
- David was doing his homework too.

1914
01:29:51,176 --> 01:29:53,554
- It makes sense, they
share the same brain.

1915
01:29:53,554 --> 01:29:57,224
- Not only did Mr. Shoop
get my daughter to read.

1916
01:29:57,224 --> 01:29:58,517
He taught how to drive.

1917
01:29:58,517 --> 01:30:02,146
- He showed Kevin there's more
to life than just football.

1918
01:30:02,146 --> 01:30:05,149
I'm not sure I agree, but it's possible.

1919
01:30:05,149 --> 01:30:07,318
- This man should not be teaching.

1920
01:30:07,318 --> 01:30:09,486
Proof is right here in these test results.

1921
01:30:09,486 --> 01:30:11,822
Look for yourself, Mr. Shoop.

1922
01:30:11,822 --> 01:30:13,908
Passing is 70.

1923
01:30:13,908 --> 01:30:15,451
Average score here was 63.

1924
01:30:16,452 --> 01:30:17,953
They failed.

1925
01:30:17,953 --> 01:30:20,414
- That is not true, Mr. Gills.

1926
01:30:20,414 --> 01:30:21,248
- You mean we passed?

1927
01:30:21,248 --> 01:30:22,875
- Well, no, no, not all of you,

1928
01:30:22,875 --> 01:30:25,252
but that's not what's important here.

1929
01:30:25,252 --> 01:30:26,712
Larry,

1930
01:30:26,712 --> 01:30:29,798
went from an 18 to a 51!

1931
01:30:31,175 --> 01:30:33,719
- If I'd only seen you
strip a week sooner.

1932
01:30:33,719 --> 01:30:34,553
- Oh, mom my...

1933
01:30:34,553 --> 01:30:38,057
- Rhonda, from a 29 to a 43,

1934
01:30:38,057 --> 01:30:40,351
and she gave birth.

1935
01:30:40,351 --> 01:30:43,729
- Isn't childbirth
grounds for make up test?

1936
01:30:43,729 --> 01:30:45,314
- It always has been.

1937
01:30:47,358 --> 01:30:48,400
- This woman thing never fails.

1938
01:30:48,400 --> 01:30:53,113
- Eakian, a 51 to a 74.

1939
01:30:54,114 --> 01:30:57,368
- I passed, I am an Eakian, grams!

1940
01:30:57,368 --> 01:30:58,202
- All right, Eeker.

1941
01:30:58,202 --> 01:30:59,370
- Denise, no previous test score

1942
01:30:59,370 --> 01:31:01,372
because you ditched every test,

1943
01:31:02,289 --> 01:31:03,332
but a 38.

1944
01:31:03,332 --> 01:31:05,417
- Honey, that's terrific!

1945
01:31:05,417 --> 01:31:06,585
- We'll get them next time.

1946
01:31:06,585 --> 01:31:08,379
- Kevin.
- Yeah.

1947
01:31:08,379 --> 01:31:11,173
- From a 48 to a 75!

1948
01:31:12,007 --> 01:31:13,842
- Dad, I'm back on the team!

1949
01:31:21,100 --> 01:31:23,769
- Chainsaw, last score was six.

1950
01:31:23,769 --> 01:31:25,270
This time 59.

1951
01:31:25,270 --> 01:31:26,855
Monster comeback.

1952
01:31:26,855 --> 01:31:28,065
That's good.

1953
01:31:28,065 --> 01:31:30,150
- And Dave, from a 26 to a 70.

1954
01:31:31,151 --> 01:31:32,277
- I Passed!

1955
01:31:32,277 --> 01:31:33,153
- You made it!

1956
01:31:33,153 --> 01:31:34,947
- You passed, you passed and I failed,

1957
01:31:34,947 --> 01:31:36,824
you asshole, how can you do that to me?

1958
01:31:36,824 --> 01:31:38,575
- It was an accident.

1959
01:31:38,575 --> 01:31:39,576
Take it again.

1960
01:31:39,576 --> 01:31:40,411
I can fail, I know it.

1961
01:31:40,411 --> 01:31:44,790
- And Pam went from a 53 to an 82!

1962
01:31:46,959 --> 01:31:48,168
- Was that the highest?

1963
01:31:48,168 --> 01:31:49,003
- Well almost.

1964
01:31:49,003 --> 01:31:50,504
I mean that guy who spent
six weeks in the bathroom

1965
01:31:50,504 --> 01:31:51,463
got a 91.

1966
01:31:52,339 --> 01:31:53,841
But look, there's more going on here

1967
01:31:53,841 --> 01:31:56,135
than test scores and grades.

1968
01:31:56,135 --> 01:31:58,178
You all worked hard and you improved.

1969
01:31:58,178 --> 01:31:59,930
- Yeah, that's very nice, Mr. Shoop.

1970
01:32:00,889 --> 01:32:02,850
- The point is we are here
to discuss Mr. Shoop's

1971
01:32:02,850 --> 01:32:04,768
flagrant violation of school policy.

1972
01:32:04,768 --> 01:32:05,561
- Hold it Gills.

1973
01:32:10,107 --> 01:32:11,775
According to my numbers,

1974
01:32:11,775 --> 01:32:15,362
the average scores here
increase from 28 to 63.

1975
01:32:15,362 --> 01:32:17,156
Now that's 125 percent improvement.

1976
01:32:17,156 --> 01:32:18,866
Now that's teaching.

1977
01:32:18,866 --> 01:32:20,034
Yeah.

1978
01:32:20,034 --> 01:32:22,578
- Mr. Shoop, I'm granting your tenure.

1979
01:32:25,164 --> 01:32:27,916
- He's back, ladies and gentlemen!

1980
01:32:46,643 --> 01:32:50,022
- This is the last time I ask, I promise.

1981
01:32:51,440 --> 01:32:52,858
Will you have dinner with me?

1982
01:32:54,943 --> 01:32:55,986
I'll think about it.

1983
01:32:59,907 --> 01:33:01,492
Can I use some of that lip stuff?

1984
01:33:21,261 --> 01:33:24,556
- Does this mean we can
have dinner tonight?

1985
01:33:24,556 --> 01:33:25,599
- I didn't say that.

1986
01:33:27,601 --> 01:33:29,895
We'll just talk about it over breakfast.